werites | no looky for real this time

[Well, Ryo is... messy after their little idiocy in the park, and he remembers from the look Ryo got when standing up. So he will be polite and carry Ryo, though he does stop at the door so Ryo can open it for them. Hands full.]

I'll show you. [THIS IS A CHALLENGE NOW.] I can go to bed earlier, I guess... I was just staying up to spend more time with you.

[Now the ball is in Ryo's court to decide whether to be greedy or humanitarian. Hehe.

He will carry Ryo to drop her off at the bathroom, probably trying not to step on JD if the cat rushes to greet them again (he's a lil sad he cannot spoil JD since he's occupied right now). He needs to put the bags away.]

[ jd is like PETS???? PETS???? and must live with being offended at no pets, this is a travesty...

akira I'll get one kiss from ryo, presumably as his payment for being a good taxi service before she shuffles off into the bathroom to shower. jd looks between the two paths before going after akira because he is the weaker bitch to give into pets.

sometimes you are assigned omega by your cat.... ]

[JD IS ASSIGNING HIM OMEGA??? Imagine being an omega top. IMAGINE YOUR CAT DOING YOU DIRTY!!!

But the cat is fucking right, and he immediately caves into giving JD attention and pets. He picks the cat up to love on too. Tch.

He would join Ryo to shower, but he is waiting until Ryo is finished. Because he knows no matter what gender Ryo is, if he goes in there to shower together, they will end up maybe having sex AGAIN because he is possessed by demonic instinct and ready to sin.

JD is his anchor.]

[ they would probably have sex again yeah. jd is holding them together to not go full horny.

ryo, at least, makes this relatively quick since the goal is to just get clean. and will also go back to being boy form so that there won't be any more titty temptation... it's too powerful. you really have to save that for when you need ultimate seduction powers

but he will wander back when he's clean and clothed and will try to find his cat (and akira) ]

Cat...?

[HELLO? Don't just come out and say "cat" for him!!! JD PROBABLY WON'T EVEN RESPOND TO JD ANYMORE, HELP AKIRA.

He is snuggling JD, but stops when he hears Ryo emerging from the bathroom. He comes out of the bedroom, JD crawling up to stand on his shoulder. The cat gives Ryo a greeting chirp of noise, throwing his tail over the top of Akira's head.]

Here. Feel better?

[ this poor cat has suffered so much rudeness and he has no idea about any of it

but ryo will walk over and give jd a bop on the head. and then also give akira one, just in case he somehow gets jealous about that (normal people would not but this is the mindset of someone who is insane) ]

Mm, much. You really know how to make a mess.

[He may not have actually been jealous (like Ryo), but he would have maybe pretended to be jealous. So Ryo lucks out (?) by giving him a boop. Not really lucky when you love when your boyfriend is equally unhinged and jealous.

He does playfully try to nip Ryo's hand.

Also, thankfully Ryo isn't a girl anymore because, wow yeah, girl Ryo is extremely dangerous. Not that he isn't attracted to boy Ryo; he just spent about eighty years with a guy. BUT WOW BOOBS.]

I think the mess was definitely because you started it...

[ WOW BOOBS

ah... the punishment for the nip is that ryo is going to try to take jd now. say goodbye to catte. ]

Did I? I don't remember doing anything.

[ ryo did a lot of things on that bench. ]

[WHAT? Noooooo. HIS CAT! Why is his cat being stolen?! Why the HECK is JD just casually going along with this theft, too?! JD really said he will take whatever attention comes his way.

Akira also really gives JD such a look of pretend betrayal.]

I do.

[He remembers titties, and touching, and then some other explicit stuff they definitely shouldn't have done in public on a bench.]

I'm gonna shower off really fast. I put our stuff on the bed.

[If Ryo wanted to sort it... He can't tell if Ryo is too spoiled to sort through clothes, or too neurotic to leave them just there.]

[ jd isn't a loyal ho

but unfortunately ryo still leans more on the neurotic side so he definitely will want to clean it on his own. it's still that level of adjustment when you are used to living on your own so you're trying to merge your habits with someone else's.... ]

Mm. I'll take care of it.

[ there is a long pause. it is so long. i can't emphasize this. ]

... thanks.

[ he scurries into the bedroom with the cat ]

[????? He waits there like a puppy for Ryo to say what it seems like Ryo wants to say. Akira isn't thinking anything of it.

...

WH

He stands there, stunned, like a fucking idiot for so long after Ryo says this and absconds. IT TAKES A WHILE TO PROCESS THE FACT THAT RYO SAID THANK YOU!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooo. This makes him feel so soft... Ryo told him thank you...

He truly gets turned on and attracted by Ryo being nice, help. They're such freaks.

He wanders off in a stupor so he can shower off for a few minutes then wander nakedly back to the room.]

[ ryo: takes forever to say a simple word
akira: omg!!!!

unfortunately ryo does still remember akira saying he finds that attractive. but he has neatly put all of the purchases away, although he is still standing near the closet since he took him a bit... this is the first time he actually saw most of these clothes since akira had picked them out while ryo was changing, help.

jd is nestled on the bed. watching. ]

Did you want to change into something...?

[ he does not know if akira wants to zzzzz ]

Sure, yeah.

[As much as he’d love to crawl into bed for a nap, he too remembers Ryo questioning him about sleeping all day…

He goes over to pet and love JD despite being naked, poor cat. Then he heads to Ryo and the closet.]

Something comfy is fine.

[ this cat has probably seen a lot

meanwhile, ryo just stares at the closet. and then just grabs whatever and holds it out to akira. how comfy it is is likely to be up for debate. ]

[………

Okay, well, he sort of set himself up for this one, he guesses. He can’t complain.

He should have been more specific.

Thoughtfully, he regards the selection, though.] A t-shirt and some sweat-shorts are fine. [Help.]

Do you like me in these kinds of clothes?

[He means the one Ryo picked out for him…]

[ oh. he will grab the correct clothes then and then hand them over. it's fine.

while putting back the other ones though... hmm... ]

I like you in anything.

[ this

sounds like ryo just not having an opinion but he's just extremely fucking gay. ]

[Well, for once, he gets the impression this is definitely because Ryo is extremely fucking gay for him and not a lack of opinion.

He thinks Ryo might not have ever had a lack of opinion about things, but didn’t know how to expression what he wanted. In a way, Akira feels bad for not being… that amazing person who could simply see through all of that and understand.

Anyhow, this makes him feel good to hear regardless. He gives Ryo a shy smile and takes the clothes so he can slip them on.]

Even if I put on a chicken suit?

[ HMMMM. he gives akira a once over. he is, in fact, imagining him in a chicken suit.

there's a slow nod. ]

Yes. It would be amusing.

[ now it's bullying. ]

[DON'T LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT. He can tell Ryo is imagining the chicken suit, so he makes a not-serious face about it.]

Ryo!

[There isn't any venom to this even if he is being unnecessarily bullied.]

What? I'm not wrong. He would like it.

[ he gestures at jd, who looks up once he realizes he's being talked about.

whether or not jd would like it remains to be seen. ]

[COMING BACK TO THIS WAS A MISTAKE.

He glances over at JD who clearly has no idea what is happening outside of them looking at him and probably talking about him.]

I don’t think he would like it in the way you’re thinking.

[ what do you mean jd isn't an s? wow

he purses his lips, like he truly doesn't think this is true. ]

Maybe. But it would be amusing. To me.

[Don't influence JD into being an S like Ryo, hello!!]

Don't try to pin anything on JD then. [He doesn't sound mad, just mildly playful. Like he's trying hard to be serious here.] He's innocent.

Me wearing a chicken suit is amusing, but that doesn't mean you'd find me sexy in it, Ryo.

[ ryo has had years to be a bad influence on this cat who probably does not know his name......... ]

No, I'm sure I definitely will. You should try it.

[ he manages to say this with a straight face somehow. ]

[not all my icons being baby akira or chandra i hate it here!!!! my paid!

WHY DID I COME BACK TO AKIRA IN A CHICKEN SUIT TOO?!?! HELLO. Why are we like this!]

You can't be serious.

[LEANING IN TO LOOK AT HIM. Can he break the straight face.]

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