no looky for real this time

[preordain]

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[preordain]

[ they really did not decide on how to figure out who wins. ryo is thinking about this still.

akira can feel important and strong while ryo debates on what to do next here. ]

How do we pick the winner?

[tearduct]

[HELP

The way he freezes in place almost immediately, expression stupidly bewildered. THEY HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT HOW TO DECIDE HOW TO WIN, AND HE DID NOT THINK ABOUT IT AT ALL EITHER. Not once. Ryo was left to do all the thinking.]



Oh yeah. Uh.

[preordain]

[ it's fine

ryo is going to try to pull out of akira's grasp in the meantime. ]

Uh?

[tearduct]

[NO!!! He's like a cat when you try to pull your hand away and they attack. He bears down gently on Ryo to try to keep Ryo pinned.]

If it's wrestling, then we can do a three-count pin...?

[WAIT!!!!]

...ONE!

[HE'S ALREADY COUNTING FOR RYO.]

[preordain]

[ oh

sorry he is going to try to knee akira to get him off

is this allowed in wrestling? he does not know ]

[tearduct]

[WHAT THE HECK

He grunts loudly and falls over like Ryo had kicked him in the nuts or something. he did not expect the knee...]

Ryo...!

[preordain]

[ hehe

that's fine, ryo will go on top this time in an attempt to pin akira down. ]

What?

[tearduct]

[almost tagged with d

NO!!!!

He grunts again, but this one is offended and frustrated. He tries lifting his own knee to shove it against Ryo in an attempt to roll them again!!]

Not fair!

[preordain]

[ it's ok i almost tagged with norma recently ]

How is me defending myself not fair?

[ he has no idea if that was fair or not. he assumes so. he does not care if it's not because they made no rules besides don't fuck up the house.

he just grabs onto akira more tightly. ]

[tearduct]

Nnng!

[HE DOESN'T HAVE A GOOD ANSWER FOR THIS!

The surprise is on his face when Ryo mollusks him. NO! He shoves Ryo over and rolls on top, looks pleased, but the force ends up rolling them over once more so Ryo is on top AGAIN.

He looks not pleased.]

Ryo, stop messing around!

[preordain]

No, I'm beating you.

[ AKIRA LOOKS TOO PLEASE WHEN HE GETS ON TOP SO

ryo is just going to make sure he is not on top ]

[tearduct]

[HELLO, let him be pleased he's on top?!?! HE'S THE TOP.]

No one beats Devilman!

[Except Satan.

He struggles to try getting Ryo not to be on top... but gets distracted looking up at Ryo! Because of course he would. I FORGOT MY PAID EXPIRED you get Chandra until I renew it.]

[preordain]

[ satan beating devilman was a very significant thing that happened

CHANDRA GAYLY LOOKING UP I HATE IT HERE ryo just. looks at him. ???? ]

One.

[tearduct]

NO!

[He yells this so quickly after snapping out of his staring. Naturally, he puts a lil more strength in flipping Ryo over on the ground. Now HE'S on top hehe. Wait... this is very gay... Is this flirting...?

Well, he bites Ryo on the neck because clearly biting makes things more manly and less gay (no).]

[preordain]

[ absolutely nothing gay has ever come out of biting

but also, ryo is pretty sure this isn't part of wrestling. this is going to go off the rails. he is going to try to use his hand to cover akira's mouth. ]

[tearduct]

[Listen, sometimes you are feral, and your first instinct is to bite.

He makes a MMPH! sound when the hand goes over his mouth. HELLO. Will this stop him? For a second, while he looks bewildered. But then he licks the hand.]

[preordain]

[ HE MAKES A FACE. DON'T LICK HIM

unfortunately it just makes him instead stick his fingers into akira's mouth this is a very horny gesture but he does not mean it hornily i am sorry ]

[tearduct]

[Hehe, hand li--CK?! He lets out a strangled sort of sound of surprise. WHY?! This is both incredibly horny and also very dangerous considering he had been biting.]

Ee-oh?!

[THIS IS NOT STANDARD WRESTLING PRACTICE.

He unfortunately looks kind of turned on, but just ends up biting a little on the fingers.]

[preordain]

[ DON'T BITE he just looks slightly exasperated but he isn't sure what he expected

anyway since akira is distracted he is going to try to flip them again ]

[tearduct]

[It's what Ryo gets for putting fingers in his mouth. It was going to happen.

He does not expect the flip when he's too busy being weird and feral and horny, so he yelps in surprise as he topples over.]

[preordain]

[ hehehehehe

well, he doesn't move his hand away, so he keeps that there as he sits on akira. ]

One. Two.

[ counts faster ]

[tearduct]

[DON'T JUST LEAVE THE HAND THERE is this punishment for hisoka NOOOOOO]

EE-OH! OH!

[DON'T COUNT FAST?!?! He arches his back a little and tries to buck Ryo off with his hips... though he's still distracted by the fingers just in his mouth.]

[preordain]

[ fuck you!!!!!

he stops counting, at least, but this is just funny now. he forgot what the terms of this match was because this is SO FUNNY. ]

Oh?

[tearduct]

[He chews on Ryo's fingers, but, like, playfully so he isn't biting them clean off. He really hasn't rough-housed like this in a long time, now he's unfortunately into it.]

Eur eetin, Ee-oh! EETIN!

[preordain]

I guess you are eating my hand?

[ that's not what akira said

he is going to use his free hand to press akira down more. he is using like, some actual strength for this. very amused. ]