no looky for real this time

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[ ah.

he covers his mouth to not laugh. ]

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[HE LOOKS OFFENDED RYO IS STRUGGLING. HELLO.]

Hey! Don't laugh!!

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I'm not laughing.

[ he was definitely laughing.... ]

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I can clearly see you laughing, Ryo! You're covering your mouth!

[HE IS STUPID BUT NOT THAT STUPID!!!]

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That was a sneeze.

[ he doesn't lower his hand. ]

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Bless you--no! You can't lie and trick me!

[Reaches out to pull the hand down!!!]

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[ ah

he just looks very amused now. ]

I did almost get you.

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[DON'T LOOK MORE AMUSED? HELLO? He is definitely pouting.]

No! I wasn't gotten.

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It's fairly funny.

[ mostly akira's reaction at this point. he's so dumb. ]

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I'm gonna ask Alex to make you forget about anything to do with a chicken suit.

[LISTEN he's being bullied by satan]

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You're going to sleep outside.

[ akira probably would not have real issues with doing this but still ]

[tearduct]

[WH

WOW!!!! He gives Ryo the very poutiest look like he is maybe two seconds away from being a crybaby.]

Outside?!

[he'd really have no problem with this]

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I think that would be a fair trade for messing with my memories?

[ he says it so seriously. ]

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[RYOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]

Ryo... It was only memories about the chicken suit!

[DON'T ASSIGN HIM ASSHOLE MEMORY ALTERER.]

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[ he is still touching him, so ryo is just going to. squeeze his cheek. ]

This is already a fond memory for me.

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[He winces, but in that it-doesn't-hurt-i'm-just-reacting way.]

That isn't fair. You can't just make the chicken suit discussion a fond memory...

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It's too late. You reacted in a way that I liked, so it is one now.

[ that's how it works... ]

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[HE LOOKS BEWILDERED.]

A way you liked...?

[HE CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE WAY HE ACTED ABOUT THE CHICKEN SUIT AS A WAY ANYONE WOULD LIKE!!!!!! (falls to his knees, yelling at the sky)]

[preordain]

[ it was just really funny and ryo is endeared by akira being stupid (except for when the stupidity gets on his nerves, which is when it gets in his way).

but he nods his head. ]

Can't I like things about you?

[tearduct]

[WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

He GRITS HIS TEETH and then just wilts about the FACT HE IS being TRICKED with word play.]

I didn't... No, it's s'fine...

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[ hehehehehehe

he gives akira another smooch. ]

[tearduct]

[INWARDLY WAILS LIKE THE KIRBY EMOTE. Don't try to make it better with kisses like that'll work!!!!




It works. He wraps his arms around Ryo's shoulders and hides his face in Ryo's neck. Don't look at him! Don't look at it working...]

[preordain]

[ just as planned

jd curls around their legs like a cat who is being ignored and also smells food.

ryo just pets akira's head. ]

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[JD, how are they supposed to snuggle when you keep getting in the way?! He scrubs his face in Ryo's neck before pulling away so he can glance down between them.]

Why does he act like he's starving to death?

[Akira is going to be feeding him pieces of soup, and Ryo is going to get mad.]

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He always does that, he probably gets it from you.

[ no that's just what cats are like, but ryo does not have enough experience with other cats to know how annoying they are in general when they want food. ]