no looky for real this time

[preordain]

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[preordain]

It's fairly funny.

[ mostly akira's reaction at this point. he's so dumb. ]

[tearduct]

I'm gonna ask Alex to make you forget about anything to do with a chicken suit.

[LISTEN he's being bullied by satan]

[preordain]

You're going to sleep outside.

[ akira probably would not have real issues with doing this but still ]

[tearduct]

[WH

WOW!!!! He gives Ryo the very poutiest look like he is maybe two seconds away from being a crybaby.]

Outside?!

[he'd really have no problem with this]

[preordain]

I think that would be a fair trade for messing with my memories?

[ he says it so seriously. ]

[tearduct]

[RYOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]

Ryo... It was only memories about the chicken suit!

[DON'T ASSIGN HIM ASSHOLE MEMORY ALTERER.]

[preordain]

[ he is still touching him, so ryo is just going to. squeeze his cheek. ]

This is already a fond memory for me.

[tearduct]

[He winces, but in that it-doesn't-hurt-i'm-just-reacting way.]

That isn't fair. You can't just make the chicken suit discussion a fond memory...

[preordain]

It's too late. You reacted in a way that I liked, so it is one now.

[ that's how it works... ]

[tearduct]

[HE LOOKS BEWILDERED.]

A way you liked...?

[HE CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE WAY HE ACTED ABOUT THE CHICKEN SUIT AS A WAY ANYONE WOULD LIKE!!!!!! (falls to his knees, yelling at the sky)]

[preordain]

[ it was just really funny and ryo is endeared by akira being stupid (except for when the stupidity gets on his nerves, which is when it gets in his way).

but he nods his head. ]

Can't I like things about you?

[tearduct]

[WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

He GRITS HIS TEETH and then just wilts about the FACT HE IS being TRICKED with word play.]

I didn't... No, it's s'fine...

[preordain]

[ hehehehehehe

he gives akira another smooch. ]

[tearduct]

[INWARDLY WAILS LIKE THE KIRBY EMOTE. Don't try to make it better with kisses like that'll work!!!!




It works. He wraps his arms around Ryo's shoulders and hides his face in Ryo's neck. Don't look at him! Don't look at it working...]

[preordain]

[ just as planned

jd curls around their legs like a cat who is being ignored and also smells food.

ryo just pets akira's head. ]

[tearduct]

[JD, how are they supposed to snuggle when you keep getting in the way?! He scrubs his face in Ryo's neck before pulling away so he can glance down between them.]

Why does he act like he's starving to death?

[Akira is going to be feeding him pieces of soup, and Ryo is going to get mad.]

[preordain]

He always does that, he probably gets it from you.

[ no that's just what cats are like, but ryo does not have enough experience with other cats to know how annoying they are in general when they want food. ]

[tearduct]

Me?! I haven't done anything...

[Role modeling.

He nudges JD with his leg since he doesn't want to pet when he is in the process of making food. JD hollers like he hasn'tbeen fed in years.]

You're just like Tako used to be...

[preordain]

[ it takes a few seconds, but, ]

The cat at your house?

[ miki's family cat. ]

[tearduct]

Yeah. He was always digging in the food bowl like he was starving. I guess... because he was a devil...cat?

I'm surprised I haven't seen him here.

[Since it's

hell.]

[preordain]

I don't think everyone ends up in this version of hell, we're just unlucky enough to get drawn to it.

[ well

probably lucky in their case, specifically, because there are worse hells for them. but he won't call being here lucky. ]

[tearduct]

[He FROWNS at Ryo even if he probably agrees. Don't just assign them unlucky...

He is still so glad Miki and her family isn't here!!! He will not ask for reassurance because he is too scared of Ryo saying he saw them. He will not perceive.]

You and JD are here, so I don't really feel so unlucky...

[preordain]

[ ryo is mean enough that depending on how mood he might lie and say he has. his mood is good right now though so he wouldn't at this exact moment.

especially good because he is gay. ]

The cat appreciates the thought.

[tearduct]

[HELLO??? EVIL!!!! DON'T JUST LIE AND SAY YOU SAW MIKI AND HER FAMILY IN HELL. He would start crying.]

What about the Ryo?

[Looking at him.]

[preordain]

[ they would do fine in hell...... he is smart enough to not say this out loud.

and the question, though, he just mumbles. ]