no looky for real this time

[preordain]

Comments

[tearduct]

What's wrong with track...?

[Like their whole everything didn't involve track trauma or something before hell happened. And, uh, the end of the world. Anyway. He's stupid.]

Wrestling... You want me grappling other dudes in tight spandex?

[preordain]

[ HE WOULD ANSWER THE TRACK THING BUT

HELLO ]

Why did you have to say it like that.

[tearduct]

[????????????????????]

But... that's what... you do in wrestling?

[preordain]

[ help ]

You're not doing it sexually.

[tearduct]

Yeah, but...

[DON'T CALL HIS STUPIDITY OUT, DAMN.]

I just didn't know if you'd... like... be okay with that.

[With him rolling around on the ground with other dudes even if it's not sexually. Listen. He doesn't understand where Ryo's yandereness begins and ends even though it's obvious.]

[preordain]

It's fine as long as it's not a kink thing, isn't it?

[ akira is enough of a jock that ryo knows he is just into doing jock things... listen, ryo was even okay with akira going and banging other people it was just that when it became apparent akira had romantic interest for someone else and then rejected ryo's feelings that he started to lose it. ]

Although now I'm questioning if it's a kink...

[tearduct]

[He suddenly SITS UP SO STRAIGHT.]

Eh?! It's not a kink thing, Ryo! I'm the one who just wanted to stay in your house!

[HE WANTED TO BE A HOUSEWIFE, BUT RYO IS MAKING HIM WORK BECAUSE HE SLEEPS LATE... even though 99% of the time he's up late because he's busy bothering Ryo!]

[preordain]

[ the way ryo brought up wrestling but now he is leaving this conversation thinking akira has a weird wrestling kink that he is scared of ryo finding out about. ]

You're really fine with that? You won't get bored?

[tearduct]

I could just find something to do on the side. I could, like... go running sometimes or something.

[Or annoy the shit out of Ryo while Ryo is trying to do weird professor Teyvat analytical thesis work.]

[preordain]

[ he is still into running.... ok haiji

well. as long as it gets akira out of the house, ryo will accept it. half the problem with ouran world was that akira eventually got trapped inside so ryo does not want a repeat of that. ]

Jock...

[tearduct]

[STOP. He would be friends with Haiji for running...]

Hey... There's nothing wrong with being a jock...

[He doesn't sound offended, just sort of amused.]

Do some push-ups with me.

[preordain]

[ he can't complain too much about akira being a jock because it makes him sexie

ryo raises an eyebrow. ]

Me?

[tearduct]

Yeah. It's just some push-ups.

[Eating his soup like :) slowly.]

What about some pull-ups...? Jumping jacks.

[preordain]

[ nvm he is going to complain about akira being a jock ]

I'm perfectly healthy.

[tearduct]

Yeah, I know. You're Satan.

[He doesn't say this like it's a bad thing, but more like... the reason Ryo would be healthy.]

But you could do it with me...? If it's too hard, we can do... yoga.

[preordain]

[ oh

unfortunately this sounds like a challenge... the idea that he has to resort to yoga... ]

... I can do a push-up...

[tearduct]

[He knew the challenge would get Ryo...]

One push-up? Show me later then...

[preordain]

I'll do more than one.

[ HE'LL DO

TWO!!! ]

[tearduct]

[Two... Ryo is so brave. This makes Akira break out into a playful grin.]

Yeah? You've gotten pretty strong, Ryo.

[preordain]

[ sadly, ryo does not want to be seen as someone who is unable to do a single pushup because it feels like losing... ]

Of course I'm strong...

[ his twinkish frame ]

[tearduct]

[THE TWINKISH FRAME even though he is a very powerful angelic horror. No one needs muscle mass when they have that, Ryo included.]

Wrestle me outside after dinner then.

[THIS SUDDENLY MADE HIM FEEL LIKE BEING A JOCK.]

[preordain]

[ hello?!?!?!

he sets his spoon down. ]

You won't get a cramp?

[tearduct]

[LOOKS OFFENDED THROUGH THE SMUGNESS.]

Eh?! No way. I've got a devil body. I'm a Devilman.

[preordain]

Your devil body didn't save you from lactose intolerance.

[ bitch.... ]

[tearduct]

Ryo.......



[WHY IS RYO SO SCATHING FOR]