no looky for real this time

[preordain]

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[preordain]

[ the joys of having bullshit powers.

he uses his free hand to tug at his own ear a little absentmindedly. it's funny since he usually dresses so plainly because he does not care... so wearing earrings is so normally out of his usual range... ]

It would look nice on you.

[tearduct]

[He grins in that idiot way when you're stupid and someone compliments you.]

It'd look nice on you too. You could have two cute studs. Dangling ones would be cute, too, but I don't know if they'd annoy you.

[Trying not to be horny and think about girl Ryo with cute, dangling earrings... Failing.]

[preordain]

[ HELP. dangling would probably annoy him eventually, yeah. ]

What about you?

[ akira with hoop earrings..... he would look like a pirate. ]

[tearduct]

[A PIRATE? AT LEAST MAKE IT A SEXY PIRATE.]

What about me? I guess some studs would be cool... Like some black ones.

[I can't unsee Geto's, so I guess Akira will now be like Geto. HE'LL BE LIKE THOSE GOTH/EMO EDITS OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES.]

[preordain]

[ akira cosplays someone who is from a different pair of exes

ryo supposes that would look cool.... probably.... ]

I guess that would be matching...

[ gay... ]

[tearduct]

[STOP, YEAH, HE WOULD BE. Noooo, they have the same fucking color scheme almost too. Except Geto is the one who has Ryo vibes.

Also, it's gay, Ryo! YOUR FAVORITE.]

Mmm, they would be matching, yeah. We'd match. If you got blue ones, they'd look good with your eyes.

[Not that

he was

looking deep into your eyes or anything, Ryo.]

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[ akira is also so fucking gay.... ryo tries not to be weird about the idea of matching and that akira is paying attention to his eyes, and somehow manages it. he is so good at being normal. ]

Mm.

[ ... ]

It'll look great in your chicken suit.

[ he once again manages to say it in a straight face ]

[tearduct]

[Ryo is somehow normal, then proceeds to be stupid instead]

No, stop with the chicken suit! Don't bring up the chicken suit! Just leave the chicken suit out of everything! I regret mentioning it.

[HELP HIM]

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[ ah.

he covers his mouth to not laugh. ]

[tearduct]

[HE LOOKS OFFENDED RYO IS STRUGGLING. HELLO.]

Hey! Don't laugh!!

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I'm not laughing.

[ he was definitely laughing.... ]

[tearduct]

I can clearly see you laughing, Ryo! You're covering your mouth!

[HE IS STUPID BUT NOT THAT STUPID!!!]

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That was a sneeze.

[ he doesn't lower his hand. ]

[tearduct]

Bless you--no! You can't lie and trick me!

[Reaches out to pull the hand down!!!]

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[ ah

he just looks very amused now. ]

I did almost get you.

[tearduct]

[DON'T LOOK MORE AMUSED? HELLO? He is definitely pouting.]

No! I wasn't gotten.

[preordain]

It's fairly funny.

[ mostly akira's reaction at this point. he's so dumb. ]

[tearduct]

I'm gonna ask Alex to make you forget about anything to do with a chicken suit.

[LISTEN he's being bullied by satan]

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You're going to sleep outside.

[ akira probably would not have real issues with doing this but still ]

[tearduct]

[WH

WOW!!!! He gives Ryo the very poutiest look like he is maybe two seconds away from being a crybaby.]

Outside?!

[he'd really have no problem with this]

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I think that would be a fair trade for messing with my memories?

[ he says it so seriously. ]

[tearduct]

[RYOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]

Ryo... It was only memories about the chicken suit!

[DON'T ASSIGN HIM ASSHOLE MEMORY ALTERER.]

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[ he is still touching him, so ryo is just going to. squeeze his cheek. ]

This is already a fond memory for me.

[tearduct]

[He winces, but in that it-doesn't-hurt-i'm-just-reacting way.]

That isn't fair. You can't just make the chicken suit discussion a fond memory...

[preordain]

It's too late. You reacted in a way that I liked, so it is one now.

[ that's how it works... ]