no looky for real this time

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[ ryo: takes forever to say a simple word
akira: omg!!!!

unfortunately ryo does still remember akira saying he finds that attractive. but he has neatly put all of the purchases away, although he is still standing near the closet since he took him a bit... this is the first time he actually saw most of these clothes since akira had picked them out while ryo was changing, help.

jd is nestled on the bed. watching. ]

Did you want to change into something...?

[ he does not know if akira wants to zzzzz ]

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Sure, yeah.

[As much as he’d love to crawl into bed for a nap, he too remembers Ryo questioning him about sleeping all day…

He goes over to pet and love JD despite being naked, poor cat. Then he heads to Ryo and the closet.]

Something comfy is fine.

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[ this cat has probably seen a lot





meanwhile, ryo just stares at the closet. and then just grabs whatever and holds it out to akira. how comfy it is is likely to be up for debate. ]

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[………

Okay, well, he sort of set himself up for this one, he guesses. He can’t complain.

He should have been more specific.

Thoughtfully, he regards the selection, though.] A t-shirt and some sweat-shorts are fine. [Help.]

Do you like me in these kinds of clothes?

[He means the one Ryo picked out for him…]

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[ oh. he will grab the correct clothes then and then hand them over. it's fine.

while putting back the other ones though... hmm... ]

I like you in anything.

[ this

sounds like ryo just not having an opinion but he's just extremely fucking gay. ]

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[Well, for once, he gets the impression this is definitely because Ryo is extremely fucking gay for him and not a lack of opinion.

He thinks Ryo might not have ever had a lack of opinion about things, but didn’t know how to expression what he wanted. In a way, Akira feels bad for not being… that amazing person who could simply see through all of that and understand.

Anyhow, this makes him feel good to hear regardless. He gives Ryo a shy smile and takes the clothes so he can slip them on.]

Even if I put on a chicken suit?

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[ HMMMM. he gives akira a once over. he is, in fact, imagining him in a chicken suit.

there's a slow nod. ]

Yes. It would be amusing.

[ now it's bullying. ]

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[DON'T LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT. He can tell Ryo is imagining the chicken suit, so he makes a not-serious face about it.]

Ryo!

[There isn't any venom to this even if he is being unnecessarily bullied.]

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What? I'm not wrong. He would like it.

[ he gestures at jd, who looks up once he realizes he's being talked about.

whether or not jd would like it remains to be seen. ]

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[COMING BACK TO THIS WAS A MISTAKE.

He glances over at JD who clearly has no idea what is happening outside of them looking at him and probably talking about him.]

I don’t think he would like it in the way you’re thinking.

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[ what do you mean jd isn't an s? wow

he purses his lips, like he truly doesn't think this is true. ]

Maybe. But it would be amusing. To me.

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[Don't influence JD into being an S like Ryo, hello!!]

Don't try to pin anything on JD then. [He doesn't sound mad, just mildly playful. Like he's trying hard to be serious here.] He's innocent.

Me wearing a chicken suit is amusing, but that doesn't mean you'd find me sexy in it, Ryo.

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[ ryo has had years to be a bad influence on this cat who probably does not know his name......... ]

No, I'm sure I definitely will. You should try it.

[ he manages to say this with a straight face somehow. ]

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[not all my icons being baby akira or chandra i hate it here!!!! my paid!

WHY DID I COME BACK TO AKIRA IN A CHICKEN SUIT TOO?!?! HELLO. Why are we like this!]

You can't be serious.

[LEANING IN TO LOOK AT HIM. Can he break the straight face.]

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[ me parenting up and whispering what the fuck is going on in this thread

still completely straight faced, ]

I'm very serious. Why wouldn't I be?

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[that was me as well

Akira does not believe this straight face will last which is hilarious considering it’s Ryo.]

There’s no way you’d even kiss me in a chicken suit.

[They are really arguing about this.]

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Of course I would.

[ a long pause. ]

You'd always be attractive.

[ sure ]

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[HELP

His face does the equivalent of ?! and he jerks his head back, expression stunned. WHY IS HE STUNNED? Ryo has the worst gay tunnel vision, and yet, Akira is shocked.

And then his face gets extremely red. He has to look away and rub the back of his neck.]

Not in a chicken suit, Ryo...

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[ THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING

he still somehow manages to keep his expression flat. he should get a reward for this. ]

I don't think they have openings in a chicken suit for that.

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[WH

He gives Ryo a sort of mortified look.]

What?! That wasn't the kind of thing I was talking about!

[HE THINKS RYO IS ASSIGNING HIM FUCKING IN A CHICKEN SUIT.................. This can't be denied actually because he's so horny.]

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[ he definitely thought akira was talking about fucking in a chicken suit because he assumed he would be that horny. this is the stupidest conversation in the world. ]

Oh. I guess you aren't that bad then...?

[ he is currently rearranging his view on akira as Would Not Fuck In Chicken Suit ]

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[HELLO? Don't just assign him fucking in a chicken suit, RYOOOOOOO!!!]

Ryo! Why are you trying to make me out to be a weirdo or something? [He is.] Why are we even arguing about this?!

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[ ok his expression finally breaks because this is too funny. sorry.

he covers his mouth and turns his head away. ]

I just wanted to be supportive.

[ no ]

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[He really wants to throw Ryo over his shoulder and run out the door to toss Ryo into the sea, except the sea if full of lava, and so he cannot do that without terrible consequences.]

Hey! Supportive of what?! I'm not having sex in a chicken suit?!

[OH M Y GOD?

Well, he can't throw Ryo into the volcanic ocean, so he instead very suddenly bends and rushes forward to toss Ryo over his shoulder. JD IS ON THE BED I THINK I CAN'T REMEMBER IT'S FINE he turns and tosses Ryo dramatically on the bed on the side JD isn't on like he's giving Ryo a DUNK.]

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[ HELP

the amount of times he has been on someone's shoulders while in hell is higher than he would like for it to be. the noise he makes is what you would probably expect someone to make when you are suddenly grabbed and yeeted

he stares at the ceiling ]

Akira.