no looky for real this time

[preordain]

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Of course I would.

[ a long pause. ]

You'd always be attractive.

[ sure ]

[tearduct]

[HELP

His face does the equivalent of ?! and he jerks his head back, expression stunned. WHY IS HE STUNNED? Ryo has the worst gay tunnel vision, and yet, Akira is shocked.

And then his face gets extremely red. He has to look away and rub the back of his neck.]

Not in a chicken suit, Ryo...

[preordain]

[ THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING

he still somehow manages to keep his expression flat. he should get a reward for this. ]

I don't think they have openings in a chicken suit for that.

[tearduct]

[WH

He gives Ryo a sort of mortified look.]

What?! That wasn't the kind of thing I was talking about!

[HE THINKS RYO IS ASSIGNING HIM FUCKING IN A CHICKEN SUIT.................. This can't be denied actually because he's so horny.]

[preordain]

[ he definitely thought akira was talking about fucking in a chicken suit because he assumed he would be that horny. this is the stupidest conversation in the world. ]

Oh. I guess you aren't that bad then...?

[ he is currently rearranging his view on akira as Would Not Fuck In Chicken Suit ]

[tearduct]

[HELLO? Don't just assign him fucking in a chicken suit, RYOOOOOOO!!!]

Ryo! Why are you trying to make me out to be a weirdo or something? [He is.] Why are we even arguing about this?!

[preordain]

[ ok his expression finally breaks because this is too funny. sorry.

he covers his mouth and turns his head away. ]

I just wanted to be supportive.

[ no ]

[tearduct]

[He really wants to throw Ryo over his shoulder and run out the door to toss Ryo into the sea, except the sea if full of lava, and so he cannot do that without terrible consequences.]

Hey! Supportive of what?! I'm not having sex in a chicken suit?!

[OH M Y GOD?

Well, he can't throw Ryo into the volcanic ocean, so he instead very suddenly bends and rushes forward to toss Ryo over his shoulder. JD IS ON THE BED I THINK I CAN'T REMEMBER IT'S FINE he turns and tosses Ryo dramatically on the bed on the side JD isn't on like he's giving Ryo a DUNK.]

[preordain]

[ HELP

the amount of times he has been on someone's shoulders while in hell is higher than he would like for it to be. the noise he makes is what you would probably expect someone to make when you are suddenly grabbed and yeeted

he stares at the ceiling ]

Akira.

[tearduct]

Ryo.

[Ryo gets sass now that he is back. Ryo will have to retrain him (no).

He moves over to the edge and then just

flops over on top of Ryo. He doesn't even try to be gentle.]

[preordain]

[ ryo is too much of a twink for this he is literally just 😑 this right now

he does nothing for a moment before he moves a hand to pinch akira in the side. ]

[tearduct]

[Imagine being God's most powerful and almightiest angel, but your human form is twinkish.

He really just lies there until Ryo starts pinching, and then he grunts and jerks a bit.]

No.

[He lifts his arms to try pinning Ryo's hands down. NO TICKLING. But then he shifts them up so he can use his forearms to brace most of his weight while he lounges on Ryo.]

Talking about chicken is making me hungry.

[He's always hungry.]

[preordain]

You're always hungry.

[ he just says this.

he could comment on this position but he decides not to. ]

You can have a snack.

[tearduct]

[Don't call him out... :tails: He lifts his head and peers down at Ryo from this completely NORMAL position.]

A snack? Come on, Ryo... I want a whole meal.

[preordain]

[ gazes forever

he can't pinch akira again even though he wants to, so he will need to remember to do it later hwen akira forgets about this whole things. ]

I didn't know a chicken suit had so much power over you...

[tearduct]

[Wtf, don't hold onto grudges...]

It wasn't the suit, it was talking about chicken. Ryo!

[Why is he being bullied at every damn turn? Is this because Ryo is also still holding onto the Kaoru grudge (that's fair).]

I'm going to look in the kitchen.

[They got groceries!! He'll stand at the open fridge and eat something cold and processed until he's full.]

[preordain]

[ AT LEAST FUCKING HEAT IT UP HE HATES IT HERE ]

Okay. Let go of me then.

[ so he can pinch him. ]

[tearduct]

[no, it will be cold

He does not trust Ryo, but he cannot voice this concern even jokingly because of all of the awkwardness of their history. RIP.

He thinks about pre-emptively biting Ryo, or something, then decides against it. Besting his demon nature... He pushes himself up to his knees and lets go of Ryo.]

[preordain]

[ thank you.

he sits up... and does nothing for a moment.

before he once again reaches over to try to pinch akira's side. bitch. ]

[tearduct]

[HEY

He squawks and scrambles back to his feet and hops away like a startled cat.]

Ah, NO! Ryo!

[He tries running away to the kitchen.]

[preordain]

[ there he goes

ryo waits a bit, looking over to jd who is just staring the way cats do when humans are being stupid?? and then he slowly gets off the bed and walks towards the kitchen.

akira better not being eating something cold already. ]

[tearduct]

[NOT THE ICON

Unfortunately, yeah, he's standing at the fridge with it open as you do when you can't figure out what to eat, eating something very quick and cold....... idk, a slice of sandwich meat, or a stick of cheese, or something.]

[preordain]

[ help

well, he wanders over and just stands behind him like 🧍‍♂️ ]

Akira...

[tearduct]

[He turns around in place and shoves what he has into Ryo's mouth. I'm saying it's cheese now which is funny when I made him lactose intolerant. Sometimes, you choose pain.]

What do you want to eat?

[THIS WASN'T EVEN ABOUT RYO.]

I can cook it.

[He learned............to cook.]

[preordain]

[ STOP EATING DAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

ryo just eats this cheese now since he will just eat anything akira gives him once it is in his mouth. ]

Do we even have anything in there to cook?