no looky for real this time

[preordain]

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[tearduct]

[DON'T LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT. He can tell Ryo is imagining the chicken suit, so he makes a not-serious face about it.]

Ryo!

[There isn't any venom to this even if he is being unnecessarily bullied.]

[preordain]

What? I'm not wrong. He would like it.

[ he gestures at jd, who looks up once he realizes he's being talked about.

whether or not jd would like it remains to be seen. ]

[tearduct]

[COMING BACK TO THIS WAS A MISTAKE.

He glances over at JD who clearly has no idea what is happening outside of them looking at him and probably talking about him.]

I don’t think he would like it in the way you’re thinking.

[preordain]

[ what do you mean jd isn't an s? wow

he purses his lips, like he truly doesn't think this is true. ]

Maybe. But it would be amusing. To me.

[tearduct]

[Don't influence JD into being an S like Ryo, hello!!]

Don't try to pin anything on JD then. [He doesn't sound mad, just mildly playful. Like he's trying hard to be serious here.] He's innocent.

Me wearing a chicken suit is amusing, but that doesn't mean you'd find me sexy in it, Ryo.

[preordain]

[ ryo has had years to be a bad influence on this cat who probably does not know his name......... ]

No, I'm sure I definitely will. You should try it.

[ he manages to say this with a straight face somehow. ]

[tearduct]

[not all my icons being baby akira or chandra i hate it here!!!! my paid!

WHY DID I COME BACK TO AKIRA IN A CHICKEN SUIT TOO?!?! HELLO. Why are we like this!]

You can't be serious.

[LEANING IN TO LOOK AT HIM. Can he break the straight face.]

[preordain]

[ me parenting up and whispering what the fuck is going on in this thread

still completely straight faced, ]

I'm very serious. Why wouldn't I be?

[tearduct]

[that was me as well

Akira does not believe this straight face will last which is hilarious considering it’s Ryo.]

There’s no way you’d even kiss me in a chicken suit.

[They are really arguing about this.]

[preordain]

Of course I would.

[ a long pause. ]

You'd always be attractive.

[ sure ]

[tearduct]

[HELP

His face does the equivalent of ?! and he jerks his head back, expression stunned. WHY IS HE STUNNED? Ryo has the worst gay tunnel vision, and yet, Akira is shocked.

And then his face gets extremely red. He has to look away and rub the back of his neck.]

Not in a chicken suit, Ryo...

[preordain]

[ THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING

he still somehow manages to keep his expression flat. he should get a reward for this. ]

I don't think they have openings in a chicken suit for that.

[tearduct]

[WH

He gives Ryo a sort of mortified look.]

What?! That wasn't the kind of thing I was talking about!

[HE THINKS RYO IS ASSIGNING HIM FUCKING IN A CHICKEN SUIT.................. This can't be denied actually because he's so horny.]

[preordain]

[ he definitely thought akira was talking about fucking in a chicken suit because he assumed he would be that horny. this is the stupidest conversation in the world. ]

Oh. I guess you aren't that bad then...?

[ he is currently rearranging his view on akira as Would Not Fuck In Chicken Suit ]

[tearduct]

[HELLO? Don't just assign him fucking in a chicken suit, RYOOOOOOO!!!]

Ryo! Why are you trying to make me out to be a weirdo or something? [He is.] Why are we even arguing about this?!

[preordain]

[ ok his expression finally breaks because this is too funny. sorry.

he covers his mouth and turns his head away. ]

I just wanted to be supportive.

[ no ]

[tearduct]

[He really wants to throw Ryo over his shoulder and run out the door to toss Ryo into the sea, except the sea if full of lava, and so he cannot do that without terrible consequences.]

Hey! Supportive of what?! I'm not having sex in a chicken suit?!

[OH M Y GOD?

Well, he can't throw Ryo into the volcanic ocean, so he instead very suddenly bends and rushes forward to toss Ryo over his shoulder. JD IS ON THE BED I THINK I CAN'T REMEMBER IT'S FINE he turns and tosses Ryo dramatically on the bed on the side JD isn't on like he's giving Ryo a DUNK.]

[preordain]

[ HELP

the amount of times he has been on someone's shoulders while in hell is higher than he would like for it to be. the noise he makes is what you would probably expect someone to make when you are suddenly grabbed and yeeted

he stares at the ceiling ]

Akira.

[tearduct]

Ryo.

[Ryo gets sass now that he is back. Ryo will have to retrain him (no).

He moves over to the edge and then just

flops over on top of Ryo. He doesn't even try to be gentle.]

[preordain]

[ ryo is too much of a twink for this he is literally just 😑 this right now

he does nothing for a moment before he moves a hand to pinch akira in the side. ]

[tearduct]

[Imagine being God's most powerful and almightiest angel, but your human form is twinkish.

He really just lies there until Ryo starts pinching, and then he grunts and jerks a bit.]

No.

[He lifts his arms to try pinning Ryo's hands down. NO TICKLING. But then he shifts them up so he can use his forearms to brace most of his weight while he lounges on Ryo.]

Talking about chicken is making me hungry.

[He's always hungry.]

[preordain]

You're always hungry.

[ he just says this.

he could comment on this position but he decides not to. ]

You can have a snack.

[tearduct]

[Don't call him out... :tails: He lifts his head and peers down at Ryo from this completely NORMAL position.]

A snack? Come on, Ryo... I want a whole meal.

[preordain]

[ gazes forever

he can't pinch akira again even though he wants to, so he will need to remember to do it later hwen akira forgets about this whole things. ]

I didn't know a chicken suit had so much power over you...

[tearduct]

[Wtf, don't hold onto grudges...]

It wasn't the suit, it was talking about chicken. Ryo!

[Why is he being bullied at every damn turn? Is this because Ryo is also still holding onto the Kaoru grudge (that's fair).]

I'm going to look in the kitchen.

[They got groceries!! He'll stand at the open fridge and eat something cold and processed until he's full.]