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[barda]

💖 or anyone else from my muselist

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you know who

[axilium]

[idk give me a starter francy]

[vigilantics]

Hey
Belph
Random question that has nothing to do with anything
But you haven't happened to have seen a dinosaur outside or something?
No reason in particular!

[axilium]

Are you insinuating that I'm on drugs
That or should I ask what supervillain got out

[vigilantics]

Completely hypothetical!
And maybe not a supervillain per se

Although you're not on drugs right?
That is too many things that start with d to deal with on a weekday

[axilium]

Are YOU on drugs, Steph?

[vigilantics]

I would NEVER
Even if it would make dealing with a missing dinosaur less stressful.

STILL HYPOTHETICAL

[axilium]

How do you lose a dinosaur????

[vigilantics]

It's not very big
Think large dog size.

Want to go on a dino hunt with me?
It'll be a date 💞

[axilium]

How can i say no when you put it like that? 💞

[vigilantics]

I'll meet you outside my house in 15
Wear something that you would in theory not mind if a dinosaur touches it

[axilium]

I'll pick out the outfit I carefully curated for hypothetical dino hunts

[vigilantics]

Looking forward to it!

[ and around fifteen minutes later, she will be outside the house, wearing regular clothes. it's not night time yet so it's fine. ]

Yo.

[axilium]

[he holds up a hand, dressed casually.]

Yo. So, how does a hunt for a theoretical dinosaur work?

gimme toi

[dynamighty]

[ He's probably minding his business. Or doing illegal things while otherwise minding his business.

But regardless, here comes a girl! And wow is she looking him over, lips pursed, hand grasping her chin, before she nods. ]

Your posture's really bad, but you've got some promise!

[soba]

[ what. what?

toi just stares at her, his expression one between confusion and annoyance. ]

What the hell.

[dynamighty]

[ Erika just stares right back at him as though she's never known defeat at the hands of confusion and annoyance (she hasn't). ]

Mm, you've definitely got a good facial structure. You should try modeling sometime!

[soba]

What? Is this a scam? I'm not interested.

[ please... toi is the one who scams other people.

he will turn to leave. ]

[dynamighty]

Wait a second!!

[ And Erika instantly darts around to block his path, arms outstretched. ]

It's not a scam!! I've just got a show to put on and all the guys at my school are useless! Please, I'll compensate you!

[ She grimaces. ]

Even if getting to look amazing in an outfit tailored for you should totally be its own reward...

[soba]

I can see why they're useless...

[ who wouldn't say no to this??

but he pauses. money?? ]

How would I be compensated?

[dynamighty]

[ Smart people wouldn't say no to this!! They'll feel awful when she's a world-famous designer. ]

Well, you get to keep the outfit, for starters. But also I'd pay you for the time per fitting session-- and the modeling, of course. I don't know if you've heard of Fairy Drop, but you can look it up later if you think I'm scamming you.

[ It's a pretty popular clothing brand, at least. ]

[soba]

Never heard of it.

[ toi most definitely does not pay attention to fashion brands.

but he's also going to very rudely pull out his phone and google it right now. ]

[dynamighty]

[ It's fine, everyone's a skeptic, so Erika isn't even going to call him an asshole. She'll just fold her arms over her chest and wait.

But true to her word, it exists, owned by a "Kurumi Sakura", a now-retired model. And to the fashion world, it's very popular. ]

[soba]

[ hmmmmm.

hmmmmmmmmmm. ]

Who are you?

[dynamighty]

Kurumi Erika, second year middle school student, future best designer in the world.

[ She's humble. ]

And you are?

[soba]

I don't give my name out to strangers.

[ rude. ]

Who's this Sakura person?