Saw an ad of someone trying to sell a dinosaur on the black market. Caught that guy, and right now it's unclear how he got them. Babs [ who belph would now know was the first batgirl ] is trying to figure that part out.
[ babs is a techie and while steph knows how to computer she's not like. a genius. ]
Anyway, when I confronted the guy he thought it was a smart idea to let the dino escape so I couldn't take it from him. He somehow did not realize that this would mean he also would no longer have the dinosaur.
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Now, now, we don't want to pressure them, Steph.
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Ah... true. I am already being a tiger mom.
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So... what exactly happened?
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[ babs is a techie and while steph knows how to computer she's not like. a genius. ]
Anyway, when I confronted the guy he thought it was a smart idea to let the dino escape so I couldn't take it from him. He somehow did not realize that this would mean he also would no longer have the dinosaur.
[ and now she is on a dino chase. ]
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Why are criminals so stupid.
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[ she dramatically gestures, as if that conveys what she is feeling. it probably does. ]
They can never just go to jail normally.
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Well, you'd probably be out of a job if they did.
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You got me there.
[ she cannot argue. ]
I guess I could take up knitting with the free time.
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he just bursts out laughing sorry]</small.
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YOU MEANIE
You don't even know what I'm laughing at!
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It's a safe assumption to make.
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[ she just rolls her eyes. dork.
but at least, they're coming close to the school. they can spot a crowd of teenagers showing each other their phones. ]
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[ah, teenagers. something about seeing them just gives you a visceral reaction "belph is barely out of his teens" he graduated and that counts
he whispers to steph—]
So do you just approach them like a normal person, or...?
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[ she glances down, like she is realizing she is not in her suit. and then nods slowly. ]
Yes. Pretend to be hip with the youth.
[ and she will walk over to them, clutching her phone. ]
Hey! Did you guys see a weird lizard? I saw a video on twitter.
[ they all start talking all at once about the lizard dog. amazing. ]
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Wowzers. Don't suppose anyone snapped a photo?
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one of them holds out their phone
little foot is doing a wheelie one of their skateboards. ]
Ah.
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he lets out a whistle.]
Wow. That's a very impressive lizard dog.
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[ a pause. ]
Or Hikage...
[ that would be really funny.
anyway. business. she will do some chatting to find out where this groovy guy ran off to. ]
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[and yet here he is on this dino hunt...
sure hope that the dino didn't steal the skateboard while it was at it, though.]
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[ i hope it did
but the kids will point them in a direction, and steph will wave bye and start ushering them that way. onward. ]
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So, where to now?
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[ she sighs ]
Wonder if we can keep a baby dinosaur as a pet for a while.
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but then he grins.]
Oh, let's do it. Hikage will freak out.
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