Hey
Belph
Random question that has nothing to do with anything
But you haven't happened to have seen a dinosaur outside or something?
No reason in particular!
Belph
Random question that has nothing to do with anything
But you haven't happened to have seen a dinosaur outside or something?
No reason in particular!
Completely hypothetical!
And maybe not a supervillain per se
Although you're not on drugs right?
That is too many things that start with d to deal with on a weekday
And maybe not a supervillain per se
Although you're not on drugs right?
That is too many things that start with d to deal with on a weekday
I would NEVER
Even if it would make dealing with a missing dinosaur less stressful.
STILL HYPOTHETICAL
Even if it would make dealing with a missing dinosaur less stressful.
STILL HYPOTHETICAL
It's not very big
Think large dog size.
Want to go on a dino hunt with me?
It'll be a date 💞
Think large dog size.
Want to go on a dino hunt with me?
It'll be a date 💞
I'll meet you outside my house in 15
Wear something that you would in theory not mind if a dinosaur touches it
Wear something that you would in theory not mind if a dinosaur touches it
Looking forward to it!
[ and around fifteen minutes later, she will be outside the house, wearing regular clothes. it's not night time yet so it's fine. ]
Yo.
[ and around fifteen minutes later, she will be outside the house, wearing regular clothes. it's not night time yet so it's fine. ]
Yo.
[ He's probably minding his business. Or doing illegal things while otherwise minding his business.
But regardless, here comes a girl! And wow is she looking him over, lips pursed, hand grasping her chin, before she nods. ]
Your posture's really bad, but you've got some promise!
But regardless, here comes a girl! And wow is she looking him over, lips pursed, hand grasping her chin, before she nods. ]
Your posture's really bad, but you've got some promise!
Well, see, if I knew that then I probably wouldn't still be searching for it.
[ please
where the fuck is this dinosaur, belph ]
[ please
where the fuck is this dinosaur, belph ]
[ Erika just stares right back at him as though she's never known defeat at the hands of confusion and annoyance (she hasn't). ]
Mm, you've definitely got a good facial structure. You should try modeling sometime!
Mm, you've definitely got a good facial structure. You should try modeling sometime!
I hope not. Too many people get eaten in that.
[ she pulls out her phone and clicks around. ]
It's a Little Foot. But who knows, maybe there's more? That was the only one I personally saw though.
[ she pulls out her phone and clicks around. ]
It's a Little Foot. But who knows, maybe there's more? That was the only one I personally saw though.
Wait a second!!
[ And Erika instantly darts around to block his path, arms outstretched. ]
It's not a scam!! I've just got a show to put on and all the guys at my school are useless! Please, I'll compensate you!
[ She grimaces. ]
Even if getting to look amazing in an outfit tailored for you should totally be its own reward...
[ And Erika instantly darts around to block his path, arms outstretched. ]
It's not a scam!! I've just got a show to put on and all the guys at my school are useless! Please, I'll compensate you!
[ She grimaces. ]
Even if getting to look amazing in an outfit tailored for you should totally be its own reward...
[ Smart people wouldn't say no to this!! They'll feel awful when she's a world-famous designer. ]
Well, you get to keep the outfit, for starters. But also I'd pay you for the time per fitting session-- and the modeling, of course. I don't know if you've heard of Fairy Drop, but you can look it up later if you think I'm scamming you.
[ It's a pretty popular clothing brand, at least. ]
Well, you get to keep the outfit, for starters. But also I'd pay you for the time per fitting session-- and the modeling, of course. I don't know if you've heard of Fairy Drop, but you can look it up later if you think I'm scamming you.
[ It's a pretty popular clothing brand, at least. ]
[ It's fine, everyone's a skeptic, so Erika isn't even going to call him an asshole. She'll just fold her arms over her chest and wait.
But true to her word, it exists, owned by a "Kurumi Sakura", a now-retired model. And to the fashion world, it's very popular. ]
But true to her word, it exists, owned by a "Kurumi Sakura", a now-retired model. And to the fashion world, it's very popular. ]

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