Saw an ad of someone trying to sell a dinosaur on the black market. Caught that guy, and right now it's unclear how he got them. Babs [ who belph would now know was the first batgirl ] is trying to figure that part out.
[ babs is a techie and while steph knows how to computer she's not like. a genius. ]
Anyway, when I confronted the guy he thought it was a smart idea to let the dino escape so I couldn't take it from him. He somehow did not realize that this would mean he also would no longer have the dinosaur.
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Wow, what is this, reverse Jurassic Park?
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[ she pulls out her phone and clicks around. ]
It's a Little Foot. But who knows, maybe there's more? That was the only one I personally saw though.
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hm]
Ah, Gotham never fails to entertain.
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[ do not move to gotham if you want an uneventful life. shit happens. ]
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[ but off they go! she's still looking at her phone. ]
Apparently... some kids at the high school tweeted about seeing a funky looking lizard dog. Might be our guy.
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Glad to know that this dinosaur understands the importance of education.
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[ you're not adopting the dinosaur
(probably) ]
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Now, now, we don't want to pressure them, Steph.
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Ah... true. I am already being a tiger mom.
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[...]
So... what exactly happened?
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[ babs is a techie and while steph knows how to computer she's not like. a genius. ]
Anyway, when I confronted the guy he thought it was a smart idea to let the dino escape so I couldn't take it from him. He somehow did not realize that this would mean he also would no longer have the dinosaur.
[ and now she is on a dino chase. ]
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Why are criminals so stupid.
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[ she dramatically gestures, as if that conveys what she is feeling. it probably does. ]
They can never just go to jail normally.
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Well, you'd probably be out of a job if they did.
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You got me there.
[ she cannot argue. ]
I guess I could take up knitting with the free time.
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he just bursts out laughing sorry]</small.
your small tag
YOU MEANIE
You don't even know what I'm laughing at!
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It's a safe assumption to make.
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[ she just rolls her eyes. dork.
but at least, they're coming close to the school. they can spot a crowd of teenagers showing each other their phones. ]
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[ah, teenagers. something about seeing them just gives you a visceral reaction "belph is barely out of his teens" he graduated and that counts
he whispers to steph—]
So do you just approach them like a normal person, or...?
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[ she glances down, like she is realizing she is not in her suit. and then nods slowly. ]
Yes. Pretend to be hip with the youth.
[ and she will walk over to them, clutching her phone. ]
Hey! Did you guys see a weird lizard? I saw a video on twitter.
[ they all start talking all at once about the lizard dog. amazing. ]
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Wowzers. Don't suppose anyone snapped a photo?
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