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[axilium]

[he smiles innocently! love you too, bestie.




he lets out a whistle.]

Wow. That's a very impressive lizard dog.

[vigilantics]

Uh huh. You should learn to do that.

[ a pause. ]

Or Hikage...

[ that would be really funny.

anyway. business. she will do some chatting to find out where this groovy guy ran off to. ]

[axilium]

Please, Steph, I'm allergic to strenuous effort.

[and yet here he is on this dino hunt...

sure hope that the dino didn't steal the skateboard while it was at it, though.]

[vigilantics]

I'm going to get you an epipen.

[ i hope it did

but the kids will point them in a direction, and steph will wave bye and start ushering them that way. onward. ]

[axilium]

[can't believe they'll end up having to chase a skateboard-riding dino down the line]

So, where to now?

[vigilantics]

They said that way... and that Little Foot seemed to enjoy the attention it was getting? So maybe large crowds are a good sign.

[ she sighs ]

Wonder if we can keep a baby dinosaur as a pet for a while.

[axilium]

[large crowds and a dino, however baby, sound like a recipe for disaster, so he cringes a bit.

but then he grins.]

Oh, let's do it. Hikage will freak out.

[vigilantics]

We'll have to come up with a name. It looked kind of like a Malcolm?

[ a pause ]

I mean, we can do Little Foot, which is still slightly stereotypical.

[axilium]

[mock gasp]

Names are important, Steph. It'll be bullied forever if we give it a stereotypical name.

[vigilantics]

Oh, what was I thinking? We wouldn't want our baby to be mocked at dinosaur school.

[ the horror. ]

Sanji?

[axilium]

I'm trying to decide if Sanji would be offended by that or honoured, and which one I'd find funnier.

[vigilantics]

He should definitely find it an honor. This is a very special privilege anyone could have.

[axilium]

Need I remind you that you were about to name it Little Foot?

[vigilantics]

Listen, Little Foot was a hero, and it's not his fault that the youth of today wouldn't appreciate it.

[axilium]

Was he now? Please explain how for the unenlightened.