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[barda]

💖 or anyone else from my muselist

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you know who

[axilium]

[idk give me a starter francy]

[vigilantics]

Hey
Belph
Random question that has nothing to do with anything
But you haven't happened to have seen a dinosaur outside or something?
No reason in particular!

[axilium]

Are you insinuating that I'm on drugs
That or should I ask what supervillain got out

[vigilantics]

Completely hypothetical!
And maybe not a supervillain per se

Although you're not on drugs right?
That is too many things that start with d to deal with on a weekday

[axilium]

Are YOU on drugs, Steph?

[vigilantics]

I would NEVER
Even if it would make dealing with a missing dinosaur less stressful.

STILL HYPOTHETICAL

[axilium]

How do you lose a dinosaur????

[vigilantics]

It's not very big
Think large dog size.

Want to go on a dino hunt with me?
It'll be a date 💞

[axilium]

How can i say no when you put it like that? 💞

[vigilantics]

I'll meet you outside my house in 15
Wear something that you would in theory not mind if a dinosaur touches it

[axilium]

I'll pick out the outfit I carefully curated for hypothetical dino hunts

[vigilantics]

Looking forward to it!

[ and around fifteen minutes later, she will be outside the house, wearing regular clothes. it's not night time yet so it's fine. ]

Yo.

[axilium]

[he holds up a hand, dressed casually.]

Yo. So, how does a hunt for a theoretical dinosaur work?

[vigilantics]

Well, see, if I knew that then I probably wouldn't still be searching for it.

[ please

where the fuck is this dinosaur, belph ]

[axilium]

[...]

Wow, what is this, reverse Jurassic Park?

[vigilantics]

I hope not. Too many people get eaten in that.

[ she pulls out her phone and clicks around. ]

It's a Little Foot. But who knows, maybe there's more? That was the only one I personally saw though.

[axilium]

[







hm]

Ah, Gotham never fails to entertain.

[vigilantics]

Look. I did warn you.

[ do not move to gotham if you want an uneventful life. shit happens. ]

[axilium]

That, you did. [a smile] Well, I can't promise that I won't be completely useless on this dino hunt, but shall we be off?

[vigilantics]

Sometimes all you need is an extra set of eyes.

[ but off they go! she's still looking at her phone. ]

Apparently... some kids at the high school tweeted about seeing a funky looking lizard dog. Might be our guy.

[axilium]

[following along! as he keeps an eye out.]

Glad to know that this dinosaur understands the importance of education.

[vigilantics]

I know, right? It's good to start them young. Soon, we'll have to be thinking about colleges...

[ you're not adopting the dinosaur

(probably) ]

[axilium]

[do not adopt the dinosaur.]

Now, now, we don't want to pressure them, Steph.

[vigilantics]

[ stranger things have happened than adopting little foot. ]

Ah... true. I am already being a tiger mom.

[axilium]

Yes, and shame on you.

[...]

So... what exactly happened?