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[barda]

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[dynamighty]

A... monster.

[ Duh. ]

[soba]

[ hmmm

he looks at her. ]

Call your friends then.

[dynamighty]

You're a little too calm about this...

[ But she does pull out her phone. And turn her back on him as she dials a number. ]

Ah! Hey, Tsu-- huh? Chypre? Why are you-- what do you mean, "Blossom's busy"?? There's a-- no, I'm serious! There's one here and it's mad about soccer and-- no, I can't wait!! Are the others also dealing with-- seriously?!

[ Erika is having a very serious conversation.

But the soccer monster is now charging their way.

Hm. ]

[soba]

[ ah.

he also pulls out his phone and starts texting



and then goes to fuckin run out of the way HE NEEDS KEPPI ]

[dynamighty]

[ They're doing great. The monster is looking down at them now and seems to take personal offense to the fact that they exist, so now it's just trying to step on them.

Erika dashes off to the side, kind of huffs a little and then-- ]

Get out of here! I'll try to distract it!

[soba]

What? I can't just leave you!

[ I MEAN, HE CAN, HE SORT OF WANTS TO

but sadly he has had enough character development to not flat out ditch her. ]

[dynamighty]

[ what the hell he was so eager to leave before ]

Sure you can! Listen, I haven't given up on making you my model and I can't convince you if I'm dead so I'll be fine! You just-- go somewhere safer and I'll let it chase me until help gets here! Win-win!

[ WIN-WIN????? ]

[soba]

[ he wasn't going to go TOO far gosh

but he just looks at her suspiciously, then at his phone where he still hasn't gotten a response. ]

If you die it's not my fault.

[dynamighty]

Right, right, burn some incense for me and I promise not to haunt you.

[ A shooing gesture. ]