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[barda]

💖 or anyone else from my muselist

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[soba]

No.

[ yes.

anyway. ]

Take me to your school then.

[dynamighty]

Sure!

[ Thankfully, Erika knows better than to grab the hand of a stranger who looks like he's still debating shanking her, so she'll just jauntily take the lead. As far as she's concerned, this is still a win. ]

[soba]

[ yea good move

but he will follow after her, looking around like he's ready for something to happen at any moment?



which is a valid fear considering canons. ]

[dynamighty]

[ Wow I don't know why he would ever be concerned, it's not like--

... Just kidding, there is an explosive sound in the not-so-distant distance and Erika freezes, eyes wide. ]

What--

[soba]

[ he pauses



and then keeps walking. clearly just fucking ignoring the explosion. it's not any of his business. ]

[dynamighty]

Wait a second, wasn't that kind of super close??

[soba]

[ he just

sighs, glancing at the direction it came from. ]

I guess. Probably.

[dynamighty]

[ Erika opens her mouth-- then closes it abruptly as what looks to be an absolutely humongous soccer ball rears up from the cloud of smoke in the distance. Despite only having eyes and no mouth, this doesn't prevent it from yelling its problems in a very monotone but still ridiculously loud voice.

"I DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM EVEN THOUGH I PRACTICED AND PRACTICED BUT THEY DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME A CHANCE BECAUSE I'M THE NEW KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID" ]

...

[soba]

[





he starts turning to leave again. ]

[dynamighty]

D... does this happen often, or something?

[ He seems to be more annoyed than concerned?? ]

[soba]

No. [ yes. kind of.

he just sighs. ]

You want to check it out, right.

[dynamighty]

Well, it's kind of sort of hard to ignore...

[ And also it's probably terrorizing people. ]

[soba]

[




fine they can head in that direction he guesses ]

[dynamighty]

[ Good, because she's already jogging in that direction. ]

Just wondering-- you're not secretly hiding any awesome self-defense moves, are you?

[soba]

... why?

That is a strangely specific question.

[dynamighty]

I mean, we're going towards a giant monster, so it'd be sort of nice if you could defend yourself.

[ Just saying. ]

[soba]

Does that mean you can defend yourself?

[ since she's so concerned about him. ]

[dynamighty]

... Do I look like I can?

[ Please. ]

[soba]

I can ask you the same question.

[ they are at an impasse. ]

[dynamighty]

... I might know some people.

[ It's a very quiet mumble. ]

[soba]

Define some people.

[ why is he a kappa in this icon

because ]

[dynamighty]

[ why is he a kappa and when does Erika get to hold him in kappa form very important questions

For now she just. Huffs. ]

Like-- heroic people! Maybe? Things just tend to happen sometimes and they've saved me a couple of times!

[soba]

[ he just continues to stare at her, like a hypocrite. ]

That's suspicious.

[dynamighty]

How is it suspicious?? My town just falls under attack a lot of the time!

[ RUDE. ]

[soba]

Have you considered moving?

[ there's trouble somewhere ]