[ HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THORNS IS THINKING!!!!!!!
but yes, thorns is not wrong. who even wants to look at elysium's tits when they aren't s-tier? he obediently complies nonetheless, clumsy enough that it ends up lopsided because he skips a row. oops. ]
It ends at… [ counts with his fingers ] four? Officially, anyway. I said I needed half an hour to myself… I've been with these guys for way too long now.
[ his boyfriend is just gone forever. what he does get to see is someone rapidly approaching him from behind… they look like they're on a mission? they have the same tint of lipstick that had been on his collar. ]
All the other people you hang out with that aren't me…
She said it'd be better if I knew how to keep my mouth shut.
What? My personality is 80% of what makes me so charming, even if my appearance can more than cover it. My bar needs to go up to 200% or something to cover both.
[ how can he be a boyfriend thorns can show off, then???
he opens his mouth: ]
Obviously. Who do you think I am? It's one of the first thing I told everyone when I introduced myself. I have a childhood sweetheart I'm committed to. But—
[ someone else yells his name in the distance, and he closes his mouth, clciks his tongue. he turns to thorns with an apologetic expression. ]
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You're really drunk.
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[ slumps over dramatically. ]
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[ getting hit on.... ]
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[ NOT THAT PART? But Elysium doesn't know. ]
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[ being hit on. ]
Can you fix your buttons?
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but yes, thorns is not wrong. who even wants to look at elysium's tits when they aren't s-tier? he obediently complies nonetheless, clumsy enough that it ends up lopsided because he skips a row. oops. ]
Is that better? Anything else?
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[ he said he has to go back once he sobers up more... but it's like 2am... elysium? ]
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[ free him ]
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[ instead of forcing the call into his schedule... elysium could be napping right now. ]
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That rescheduled call could be a second call.
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and yet still so drunk. but cute. ]
You'll have time?
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[ says this so confidently. ]
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he tries to think of something to talk about that is doable when elysium isn't sober and also distracted. ]
Always?
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[ spreads his arms wide which means he is now out of frame. okay. ]
But if you can keep a secret, I've felt this way for a long time now. You've always been important to me.
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Who else would I tell?
[ weedy? ]
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All the other people you hang out with that aren't me…
[ starts to sound upset again. ]
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I don't hang out with people.
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reaches down to grab him by the collar. he nearly drops his phone. she says something about people waiting for him while he's just like
i have three more minutes until the half hour? why. ]
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Who is that?
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[ she smacks his head. he goes ow and nurses the spot before storming off. ]
… I should probably be nicer. [ once again looks like he's going to have a crisis ]
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[ this might affect how nice thorns thinks elysium should be. ]
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What? My personality is 80% of what makes me so charming, even if my appearance can more than cover it. My bar needs to go up to 200% or something to cover both.
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he realizes this is crazy so he doesn't say it. ]
Do they think you're single?
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he opens his mouth: ]
Obviously. Who do you think I am? It's one of the first thing I told everyone when I introduced myself. I have a childhood sweetheart I'm committed to. But—
[ someone else yells his name in the distance, and he closes his mouth, clciks his tongue. he turns to thorns with an apologetic expression. ]
Shit, man. Why does time go by so fast…?
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[ one where elysium is sober and not being chased down by other rich people. ]
Drink water. Make sure you aren't doing anything on an empty stomach.
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