bursts into tears

[oversea]

Comments

[oversea]

[ he is immediately thinking of how much this would cost him. ]

Where do you have in mind?

[transmit]

[ they are going to fly first class ]

Can you send me a picture of your passport?

[oversea]

Sure but that doesn't answer the question.

[transmit]

If it's a yes, I want it to be a surprise.

[oversea]

Okay
Be good then.
As long as good doesn't mean people flirting with you.

[transmit]

[ the way he starts typing and deleting like ten times over that it takes twelve minutes from read receipt to reply

and it's not even a proper reply, he's about to delete it again when a speedbump makes him hit enter and drop his phone. ]

Should we get m

[ his life is now flashing before his eyes ]

[oversea]

[ hm.

well, thorns thinks of several different things this could be. should we get milk? should we get m*donalds? should we get monkeys?

... ]

?

[transmit]

[ comes back ten minutes later ]








?

[oversea]

What were you saying?

[transmit]

[ …

………

………………………… ]

Should we get matching accessories? To make it really seem like we're both taken?

No one's allowed to flirt with you, too.

[oversea]

[ oh is that it? thorns thought that elysium was asking to marry him for a second there. ]

Oh
Sure. Do you have something in mind?

[transmit]

[ if that is how he ended up asking thorns to marry him he would die

good thing it is much easier to catch his foot-in-mouth over text than in person.

what is there… other than rings…? they are going about this relationship so fast. ]

Earrings?

[oversea]

[ at least jewelry is the easiest thing to get thorns to agree to. ]

That works.
Do you want to pick them out?

[transmit]

It's something we should pick out together.
I already have tons of opportunities to pick you out something myself.

[oversea]

We'll do that then.

You're pretty romantic.

[transmit]

This isn't your way of calling me cringe, is it?

[oversea]

?
You are though.

[transmit]

huh

[oversea]

What?
What do you mean huh?
Is this a surprise?

[transmit]

I'm not cringe.
When I act up it's on purpose.

[oversea]

Whatever makes you feel better.

[transmit]

You probably think everyone's cringe except yourself.

[oversea]

Don't get offended.

[transmit]

You're so edgy.



Passport.

[oversea]

[ DIE!!!!!!!!




he will go and look for it so he can snap a picture and send it to him. ]