It was hard enough getting you to respond to my messages. How can you be this easy with other people? They have to know you for ten years first. At least.
[ this is not remotely close to what thorns had said. ]
[ not being active on social media does have some downsides when literally everything is on it these days, but it also means he is completely oblivious to how his modeling gig is going. he gets paid... it's all he cares about... ]
[ he has to preserve thorns' innocence… they do not know this but the mermaid shoot could be the beginning of a very slippery slope? thorns' future as a lads' cosplayer nears. ]
… But shouldn't you be sleeping soon? The sooner you do, who knows. The faster good news might find you.
How can I keep going with the bit when you're being this cute? It's a week, a week… I didn't want to say anything until I was actually with you, though.
[ it feels like anything can happen after he'd gotten kidnapped in broad daylight… ]
[ HE REALLY DID JUST GET KIDNAPPED IN THEIR PARKING LOT his neighbors probably asked him about it later and thorns had to awkwardly avoid talking about it. ]
I pulled up airline tickets. I don't even know where I'd be flying to.
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this is cute. it's such a thing that thorns doesn't care about, but elysium is cute. ]
You can help me when you're here.
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[ this is even more embarrassing than the timeline where they're completely bonkers ]
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Didn't you used to do that?
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No. Never. [ yes… ] We have to keep in mind that strangers are danger.
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[ thorns gives all his money to a fake e-girl... (no) ]
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[ this is not remotely close to what thorns had said. ]
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The only people I've known for that long are you, my family, and Weedy.
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[ he had nothing to worry about to begin with… he sighs wistfully. ]
You have no idea how popular you've gotten, Thorns. I knew you were going to make it, but not to this extent.
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[ not being active on social media does have some downsides when literally everything is on it these days, but it also means he is completely oblivious to how his modeling gig is going. he gets paid... it's all he cares about... ]
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[ he has to preserve thorns' innocence… they do not know this but the mermaid shoot could be the beginning of a very slippery slope? thorns' future as a lads' cosplayer nears. ]
… But shouldn't you be sleeping soon? The sooner you do, who knows. The faster good news might find you.
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[ ... ]
After this game. I'm winning.
[ he really has been playing chess this whole time. ]
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[ there's the sound of a huff. ]
Just for that, I'm gonna wish for your downfall.
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sadly, thorns finds this endearing more than anything. ]
That's fine. I'm already getting what I would have wished for anyway.
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The part where it's not a week and only just the two days?
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But it is a week...
[ you can hear the fear in his voice... ]
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[ elysium would do this to christmas? ]
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the way elysium's schedule as been so insanely strict that this is actually possible so thorns can't call bullshit on it. ]
Okay...
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Just okay?
[ what does he expect thorns to do? kidnap him?? from this undisclosed location he does not know anything about? okay. ]
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[ his threats against the company... ]
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… ]
How can I keep going with the bit when you're being this cute? It's a week, a week… I didn't want to say anything until I was actually with you, though.
[ it feels like anything can happen after he'd gotten kidnapped in broad daylight… ]
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I pulled up airline tickets. I don't even know where I'd be flying to.
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[ ??? ]
Are you done your game yet?
[ DON'T JUST MOVE ON FROM THAT ]
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[ HE'S NOT MOVING ON FROM THAT HELLO ]
Are you sure they're not mafia?
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Just kidding. Go to sleep, Thorns.
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this just convinces him more this place is secretly evil. ]
You're going to sleep too, right?
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