bursts into tears

[oversea]

Comments

[oversea]

❄️❌🌷✅

[transmit]

Let's work hard today too!!!!!!!

[oversea]

[ they can work...

at this point, classes are over so thorns gets to never leave the apartment. or that would be the plan, except he is forced to go out and do.... modeling... ]

[transmit]

[ if thorns didn't have a supplementary income they would never get to do anything ever

does elysium get behind-the-scene selfies… please give him more reasons to live. ]

[oversea]

[ elysium can get a photo!!!!




it's of a bagel that they give him to munch on. it is not remotely crossing his mind that elysium might want a selfie. ]

[transmit]

[ …

he is happy about the bagel, but, like. that's getting a thumbs up react at most. especially because once he recognises the tiling or table in the background, the neurons in his brain start firing at record speed. ]

Can you flip the camera sometimes?

[oversea]

[ ?

he will do so... it is not a good selfie, only having like half of thorns' face in it and it's slightly blurry. but elysium can see that thorns' makeup is done. ]

[transmit]

[ this is what people mean when they say you need to appreciate the finer things in life (your boyfriend's shitty selfies for even existing at all). ]

Looks good
Is the work still easy?

[oversea]

Yeah
They mention you a lot though.
I had to tell them you moved away to get them to drop it.

[transmit]

What do they talk about?
I haven't moved away


Yet

[oversea]

They just want me to convince you to start modeling for them.

[ which is why... elysium has moved away. he can't do the job if he's not here. ]

[transmit]

I'll get them to stop bothering you.

[oversea]

It's fine

It just shows how popular you are.

[transmit]

[ is he popular…


he sends thorns a product page for his photocards. they are sold out…

then an eb*y listing of one that is signed. it goes for as much as one (1) standard vitamix. ]

[oversea]

[ WHAT DA HAEL ]

What is this

[transmit]

An objective measure of your popularity

Look
Your autograph got bid on 43 times before someone won

[oversea]

Oh

Are they confusing me for someone else?

[transmit]

You think I'd mistake you?

[oversea]

[ CALLS HIM ]

[transmit]

Aren't you at work?
I'm at work

[ runs ]

[oversea]

Stop bidding on things
You know me

[transmit]

What if someone weird bought it…

[oversea]

No
No one else would buy it

[transmit]

Explain the other people bidding.

[ there are ten unique bidders. sir? and only one other person crazy enough to cross the $500 threshold with elysium… they are thornsluvr5000. ]

Unless you're about to come up with a conspiracy theory that it's the company driving up prices. They're not. I checked.

[oversea]

You checked?

I don't know. I guess this agency is a lot more popular than I thought it was.