[ i can't believe i forgot about the thorns support group gc
they probably still talk regularly while gossiping about thorns' love life with him right there. he will have to face their wrath if he ever goes back… ]
[ yeah thorns 100% has not told his family he's dating elysium. he is not keeping it a secret it just has note remotely crossed his mind that this is a thing to share with them. ]
[ they haven't gone on a date or kissed in the one? two?? months they've technically been together he would be justified in this one case for wondering whether or not they're really dating
is elysium even real… ]
Even if you don't feel like it, you could at least video call them on the day of. It'll make them happy.
[ he actually converses with her and tells her what's going on with her son
(he's selling himself out to the yumes…) ]
… Sure.
[ calling her together on a holiday… woah… does this mean he wants to tell her about them? can they? he turns it over in his head for the next few minutes, audibly muttering to himself before— ]
Do you want to keep our relationship secret? I never asked.
[ there is a moment of silence as he tires to figure out how annoying his family would be if they found out, considering how annoying they are already. hm... ]
It was hard enough getting you to respond to my messages. How can you be this easy with other people? They have to know you for ten years first. At least.
[ this is not remotely close to what thorns had said. ]
[ not being active on social media does have some downsides when literally everything is on it these days, but it also means he is completely oblivious to how his modeling gig is going. he gets paid... it's all he cares about... ]
[ he has to preserve thorns' innocence… they do not know this but the mermaid shoot could be the beginning of a very slippery slope? thorns' future as a lads' cosplayer nears. ]
… But shouldn't you be sleeping soon? The sooner you do, who knows. The faster good news might find you.
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but then the topic changes... ]
I don't know. I might see them after the new year.
[ thorns
does not sound excited about this. ]
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[ i can't believe i forgot about the thorns support group gc
they probably still talk regularly while gossiping about thorns' love life with him right there. he will have to face their wrath if he ever goes back… ]
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I don't know if I feel like it.
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is elysium even real… ]
Even if you don't feel like it, you could at least video call them on the day of. It'll make them happy.
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Okay, I can do that. You can call them with me, my mom would like to say hi to you.
[ elysium is her favorite child because he actually converses with her. ]
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(he's selling himself out to the yumes…) ]
… Sure.
[ calling her together on a holiday… woah… does this mean he wants to tell her about them? can they? he turns it over in his head for the next few minutes, audibly muttering to himself before— ]
Do you want to keep our relationship secret? I never asked.
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[ there is a moment of silence as he tires to figure out how annoying his family would be if they found out, considering how annoying they are already. hm... ]
We can tell them. Unless you don't want to.
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somewhat quietly… ]
I want people to know.
[ by people what he really means is thorns' fans ]
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but thorns just thinks elysium is being shy and cute and not jealous... ]
Then we'll tell them.
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literally nothing about him is yume besides how hot he is he needs to stop looking at people. ]
We can start an Instagram together…
[ sounds awed by the prospect ]
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[ this is a man who does not use social media other than to check if people are dead or not... ]
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And—! And! You have to have my username in there somewhere. In the profile.
[ he sounds very excited about this ]
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this is cute. it's such a thing that thorns doesn't care about, but elysium is cute. ]
You can help me when you're here.
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[ this is even more embarrassing than the timeline where they're completely bonkers ]
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Didn't you used to do that?
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No. Never. [ yes… ] We have to keep in mind that strangers are danger.
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[ thorns gives all his money to a fake e-girl... (no) ]
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[ this is not remotely close to what thorns had said. ]
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The only people I've known for that long are you, my family, and Weedy.
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[ he had nothing to worry about to begin with… he sighs wistfully. ]
You have no idea how popular you've gotten, Thorns. I knew you were going to make it, but not to this extent.
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[ not being active on social media does have some downsides when literally everything is on it these days, but it also means he is completely oblivious to how his modeling gig is going. he gets paid... it's all he cares about... ]
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[ he has to preserve thorns' innocence… they do not know this but the mermaid shoot could be the beginning of a very slippery slope? thorns' future as a lads' cosplayer nears. ]
… But shouldn't you be sleeping soon? The sooner you do, who knows. The faster good news might find you.
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[ ... ]
After this game. I'm winning.
[ he really has been playing chess this whole time. ]
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[ there's the sound of a huff. ]
Just for that, I'm gonna wish for your downfall.
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sadly, thorns finds this endearing more than anything. ]
That's fine. I'm already getting what I would have wished for anyway.
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