bursts into tears

[oversea]

Comments

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You've just been staring at it for

[ looks at timestamps ]

five minutes now?

[oversea]

Four minutes and twenty four seconds.

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Just order the most popular menu item

or the recommended special

[oversea]

👍

[ no other message as thorns finally orders... the people he is here with are like ???

but it just felt nice to involve elysium since he is not here. thorns is not going to tell him this. ]

[transmit]

[ they probably thought he wasn't going to order at all like a weirdo

he gets a finished picture of his shake this time… ]

[oversea]

Is that some of your protein junk?

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What do you mean by junk
There were five different superfoods blended into it

[oversea]

Oh
Congratulations?

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I'll make it for you when I'm back.

[ it tastes disgusting. ]

[oversea]

Elysium...
Are you threatening me?

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Spinach, kale, and chia, flax, and hemp seeds
Greek yogurt, protein powder

If you aren't getting your nutrition from your meals you can get it this way with me

[ this is a real thing that i know people drink ]

[oversea]

Uh
Elysium that sounds terrible.
Do you need help?

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Thorns

It's coming for you too

[oversea]

[ he sends a picture of tacos and does not reply to the other thing because thorns has decided to pretend the protein shake isn't real. ]

[transmit]

[



sends back a screenshot of a wh*lefoods delivery order of all those items meant for their apartment. ]

[oversea]

I don't have a blender.

[ they definitely had a blender before ely left. ]

[transmit]

Why would I take my blender with me? Just use mine

[oversea]

[




there is no reply. ]

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[ like ten minutes later ]

How is it any different from eating raw cabbage

[oversea]

It's completely different.

[ he is fine replying to this but not to the message about the blender. ]

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What's mine can be yours
Thorns


Thornsssssssssssssssss

[oversea]

That's not the projedmf

[ OKAY ]

[transmit]

Anyway

If I don't see a meal picture you have no excuse now
Otherwise if there's nothing left I'll just have it when I'm back

[oversea]

[ a picture is sent. it is some guy making a smoochie face at the camera with thorns in the background with this expression, reaching out like he's trying to grab his phone back. half the face of another guy is at the corner of the frame, so that one is probably on the other side of the table they're at. ]

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Oh. I was wondering why you were out. You got dragged.
Your soldiers in the war?

[ the one who helped him prevent mutiny…

they seem clownier than expected. ]