[ NOOO THORNS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE CRITERIA OF THIS EARNING SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but guess he will suffer in not knowing how much elysium is suffering. he will send him his scheduled meal pics even though this is his last day of having kit food. he saved two meals by eating out at lunch and forgetting dinner... ]
these pictures give him strength even if he's yet to understand the harsh reality of them. he's counting on you to give him motivation, thorns… he is now a husk of a human being. ]
πππππ·πππΈπππ₯°π keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if they were more leveled up, thorns would know how to use the power of h*rny to distract him. alas, they have not even kissed yet, so he will just routinely send normal updates like they have been. ]
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shakily opens up their conversation ]
xznπ
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[ perfect
explodes for real. ]
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well. thorns will just send one more message before he goes about his day. ]
Please sleep.
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hehehe
he has entered that stage of delirium ]
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HE NEEDS HELP. ]
How long did it take you to make that
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It's my laptop's wallpaper
Yay
[ answers a question that was not asked ]
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Okay
Go to sleep now
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he does give him a thumbs up though so presumably, he won't be leaving thorns with the knowledge that he is actively exploding. it's fine. ]
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but guess he will suffer in not knowing how much elysium is suffering. he will send him his scheduled meal pics even though this is his last day of having kit food. he saved two meals by eating out at lunch and forgetting dinner... ]
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these pictures give him strength even if he's yet to understand the harsh reality of them. he's counting on you to give him motivation, thorns… he is now a husk of a human being. ]
πππππ·πππΈπππ₯°π
keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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β€οΈ
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[ he's really losing it. ]
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he sends a nice picture of the sky to remind elysium there is an outside. ]
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what am I looking at
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Open a window.
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he is too busy working to read this message, let alone do what it asks… ]
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if they were more leveled up, thorns would know how to use the power of h*rny to distract him. alas, they have not even kissed yet, so he will just routinely send normal updates like they have been. ]
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but how is life post-mealkits… a replacement vitamix arrives the next day. the threat of smoothie looms. ]
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elysium gets pictures of sandwiches. breakfast is toast and eggs. he hasn't started dying yet. but he does stare at the package that comes in.
he takes a picture of it and sends it to elysium... blender... ]
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elysium's meals are all smoothie. ]
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You need actual food.
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Oh
It's like you get to understand how I feel now
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I learned my lesson.
I expect to see actual food.
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[ now he's going to be the one getting doordash everyday. wahoo ]
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It's almost Christmas.
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makes elysium a murder suspect ]
Five more days
Have you been behaving?
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