in the well known (throws dart) shinonome university, by coincidence two of the top players of rival (looks at writing on hand) esports teams are attending. and like, that's fine? it's a large school, so it's not like they'd have to run into each other or anything. except during their entire first year of college, that's basically what they did. they kept choosing the same classes, and they made some of the same friends, and it turned out that a large campus can be pretty small after all?
but despite all of that, they still did a rather good job at not killing each other? but then towards the end of their freshman year, one of their mutual acquaintances threw a party that they both ended up at. and they, allegedly, drunkenly hooked up. but then summer came and they both were gone for several months with no contact, so it's basically like nothing happened!
and so it's the very start of their second year at school, right before the term actually begins when everyone is settling into their new dorm rooms. takaomi is in the process of setting up his side of the room, as his new roomie hasn't shown up yet. he tried very hard to find a place where he didn't have to share, but as there were none available, he had to begrudgingly go for this. it's fine? it's fine. as long as they're not annoying it's all good. ]
[(john mulaney voice) what... what do you think esports is?
senri was looking forward to a room with yuma! he was! he was, he really was!! so what the hell is he supposed to do when he and yuma compare dorm assignments, and yuma is in another dorm across campus?! what's the natural reaction to that?! it's to wail loudly about it of course, even as he heads down the hallway with his first set of boxes, his cellphone tucked between his ear and his shoulder as he cries]
What am I going to do, Yumapi?! You and I were supposed to stay up together! You, meeting deadlines! Me, trying to get to higher ranks! Camaraderie! Friendship! And instead I'm probably stuck with some boring, weird, smelly, awkward—
it takes all of the willpower he has to not throw the box out the window. actually, it's the fact that the window is closed that stops him, but let's pretend it's his willpower. ]
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in the well known (throws dart) shinonome university, by coincidence two of the top players of rival (looks at writing on hand) esports teams are attending. and like, that's fine? it's a large school, so it's not like they'd have to run into each other or anything. except during their entire first year of college, that's basically what they did. they kept choosing the same classes, and they made some of the same friends, and it turned out that a large campus can be pretty small after all?
but despite all of that, they still did a rather good job at not killing each other? but then towards the end of their freshman year, one of their mutual acquaintances threw a party that they both ended up at. and they, allegedly, drunkenly hooked up. but then summer came and they both were gone for several months with no contact, so it's basically like nothing happened!
and so it's the very start of their second year at school, right before the term actually begins when everyone is settling into their new dorm rooms. takaomi is in the process of setting up his side of the room, as his new roomie hasn't shown up yet. he tried very hard to find a place where he didn't have to share, but as there were none available, he had to begrudgingly go for this. it's fine? it's fine. as long as they're not annoying it's all good. ]
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senri was looking forward to a room with yuma! he was! he was, he really was!! so what the hell is he supposed to do when he and yuma compare dorm assignments, and yuma is in another dorm across campus?! what's the natural reaction to that?! it's to wail loudly about it of course, even as he heads down the hallway with his first set of boxes, his cellphone tucked between his ear and his shoulder as he cries]
What am I going to do, Yumapi?! You and I were supposed to stay up together! You, meeting deadlines! Me, trying to get to higher ranks! Camaraderie! Friendship! And instead I'm probably stuck with some boring, weird, smelly, awkward—
[he walks in
sees taka
and looks like he wants to die]
Oh no!! It's even worse!
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[ he had turned around when he heard the door start to open, and there's a long pause as he just
stares ]
Get out of my room.
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[the distinction is important]
I forgot that was the meme image
[ THUS, IT'S HIS ROOM? THAT'S HOW IT WORKS? ]
Close the door on your way out.
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[he's going to keep complaining in his phone call now
as he likes dumps his box of stuff on the nearest table so thERE]
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it takes all of the willpower he has to not throw the box out the window. actually, it's the fact that the window is closed that stops him, but let's pretend it's his willpower. ]
Oi.
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waves him off rudely]
Yeah, I met my roommate, and I've got to move out immediately - I can't live like this!
[it's been
a minute]
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[ GET THE FUCK OUT
but he will finally walk over? to gently
grab senri's box
it's not that gentle actually ]
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HE ACTUALLY TURNS SO FAST AT THAT AND FORGETS HIS CALL WITH YUMAPI]
Watch it!! My headset's in there!
[you know
for esports]
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Oh? Is it?
[ he just
walks out of the room with it ]
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but senri is just going to chaSE AFTER]
Give that back! Thief! Marauder! Bandit! Jerk!
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I don't wanna hear that from someone who's in the middle of a home invasion!
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It's my home to invade!! So it's more like a homecoming!
[he's gonna try to grab at his box]
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[ he's going to get hives ]
Go find another place.
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[ yuma is still on the phone
but he is going to try to set the box on the hallway floor ]
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try to bolt back to the room ahead of taka so he can close the door behind him
like a bitch]
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[ he says as if he didn't just try to kick senri out
but he's going to run after him and shove his foot through the door before it shuts
well he wasn't wearing shoes so that just hurts ]
-- shit! Ow!
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senri puts his stuff aside so it doesn't get horribly wrecked but also he's just not
budging
he's not trying to squish taka's foot but he's also not moving]
Apologize and repent before you enter!!
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[ he's just going to
try to get the door opened more ]
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You tried to make me homeless!!
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[ so he's not
denying the claim ]
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Great idea! Take your own suggestion!!
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[ okay new plan
he's going to reach his hand through and pinch senri on the arm as hard as he can ]
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