very over takasen

[bakaomi]

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[usogi]

I'd love to - but you're the one in my room.

[the distinction is important]

I forgot that was the meme image

[bakaomi]

I was in here first, moron.

[ THUS, IT'S HIS ROOM? THAT'S HOW IT WORKS? ]

Close the door on your way out.

[usogi]

I can't! My arms are full and - Yumapi, you won't believe this...!!

[he's going to keep complaining in his phone call now

as he likes dumps his box of stuff on the nearest table so thERE]

[bakaomi]

[ what the fuck

it takes all of the willpower he has to not throw the box out the window. actually, it's the fact that the window is closed that stops him, but let's pretend it's his willpower. ]

Oi.

[usogi]

[senri

waves him off rudely]

Yeah, I met my roommate, and I've got to move out immediately - I can't live like this!

[it's been

a minute]

[bakaomi]

You don't have to move out because you're not moving in!

[ GET THE FUCK OUT

but he will finally walk over? to gently

grab senri's box

it's not that gentle actually ]

[usogi]

[wh

HE ACTUALLY TURNS SO FAST AT THAT AND FORGETS HIS CALL WITH YUMAPI]

Watch it!! My headset's in there!

[you know

for esports]

[bakaomi]

[ i know this is an esports au but i have such a fight or flight reaction to that word now ]

Oh? Is it?

[ he just

walks out of the room with it ]

[usogi]

[you did this also i thought that said fight or fight

but senri is just going to chaSE AFTER]

Give that back! Thief! Marauder! Bandit! Jerk!

[bakaomi]

[ honestly that is true for both taka and me re: senri and you ]

I don't wanna hear that from someone who's in the middle of a home invasion!

[usogi]

[stop i'm innocent]

It's my home to invade!! So it's more like a homecoming!

[he's gonna try to grab at his box]

[bakaomi]

Stop saying you live here. It's gross.

[ he's going to get hives ]

Go find another place.

[usogi]

I already said I would but I can't do that right now...!

[bakaomi]

Not with that attitude.

[ yuma is still on the phone

but he is going to try to set the box on the hallway floor ]

[usogi]

[he's going to pick it up and then

try to bolt back to the room ahead of taka so he can close the door behind him

like a bitch]

[bakaomi]

Oi! Asshole!

[ he says as if he didn't just try to kick senri out

but he's going to run after him and shove his foot through the door before it shuts


well he wasn't wearing shoes so that just hurts ]

-- shit! Ow!

[usogi]

[oh

senri puts his stuff aside so it doesn't get horribly wrecked but also he's just not

budging

he's not trying to squish taka's foot but he's also not moving]

Apologize and repent before you enter!!

[bakaomi]

What the hell am I repenting for?! You're the one who just crushed my foot!

[ he's just going to

try to get the door opened more ]

[usogi]

[senri tries to stay in the same spot so it's whoever has more shoving power]

You tried to make me homeless!!

[bakaomi]

I'm sure there's a couch out there you can crash on!!

[ so he's not

denying the claim ]

[usogi]

[he's going to try harder to just shut the door]

Great idea! Take your own suggestion!!

[bakaomi]

Fuck off!

[ okay new plan

he's going to reach his hand through and pinch senri on the arm as hard as he can ]

[usogi]

Ow ow ow!!

[hE'S PULLING AWAY NOW so taka can get through the door]

Stop, I bruise easily!

[which taka would know since they absolutely bit each other when they hooked up that one time]

[bakaomi]

Then you shouldn't have been a dick!

[ says taka, who tried to kick him out first

but he slides back in with a huff and goes back to his original spot. ]

This has to be some kind of joke...

[usogi]

That's what I'm saying! Shouldn't you be holed up in a cave away from society somewhere?!

[he thinks taka's a hermit]