very over takasen

[bakaomi]

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[usogi]

[guess who's going looking]

We're sharing the space until you move out! I should get to know the layout.

[bakaomi]

I was here first. You move out.

[ but goddammit

taka is following after him since he doesn't want senri to actually go into his room ]

[usogi]

[he's gonna head for the room]

You seem to be the more uncomfortable one - I'll understand your retreat if you can't handle being around me!

[where did he come up with this idea]

[bakaomi]

Who the hell would want to be around you?

[ he's going to try to get in front of him ]

But stop deciding shit on your own, annoying rabbit.

[usogi]

[ugh stopped

except he's trying to go around taka]

I don't think I'm wrong, you know! This is no way to treat someone you're sharing a living space with!

[bakaomi]

You need to mind your own business! Go back to your own room!

[ taka is going to keep trying to block the way

very stupid ]

[usogi]

[they're nothing but stupid]

So you admit it's my room! So I'm staying!!

[he's just being obtuse aaaaand he's going to try to duck past taka]

[bakaomi]

No!

[ ok yea he is just going to

flat out grab onto senri by the waist ]

[usogi]

Gah!!

[he's been grabbed even as he's flailing to try to keep moving

it's dumb]

[bakaomi]

[ it's super dumb

he is trying to walk back now, while dragging senri with him ]

Ugh... watch your damn elbows.

[usogi]

[well he's not going to make that easy - flailing even more now, doing the opposite of watching his elbows]

Let go of me!! Brute! Pervert! Harassment...!

[bakaomi]

Ha? You're the one trying to break into my room! That makes you the pervert, weird ass voyeur!!

[ okay he is flailing too much so taka is just

going to drop him ]

[usogi]

Gah!!

[again.

except senri's automatically going to try to grab onto taka before he hits the ground

he doesn't even mean to pull him down with him but he also won't be opposed because he's a bitch]

[bakaomi]

[ skfjsfjsg

it takes him by such surprise he does not even try to stay standing? so taka is going down, and is probably landing on top of senri in an ungraceful pile ]

Ow...

[usogi]

[really don't know what we expected from all this

except senri's just going to make a pained noise underneath taka]

Heavy! Uncoordinated...!!

[with his last breaths he's going to insult taka]

[bakaomi]

That was your fault! Who told you to grab onto me?! Idiot!!

[ excuse him as he tries to untangle himself from a rabbit and get up ]

Do you not know how to not be annoying??

[usogi]

You picked me up and dropped me! How can you just manhandle someone like that?!

[and he's just going to kick at taka

to prove that he is going to always be annoying]

[bakaomi]

Oi! Don't kick me!

[ well now he's abandoning the getting off of senri plan so that he can

grab the skin at the side of senri's waist and pull ]

[usogi]

[HE JUST SQUAWKS UNCOMFORTABLY AND TRIES TO SWAT AT TAKA'S HAND]

Ow ow ow - don't pinch me!!

You really don't have any manners!

[they are on the floor and he thinks he can bitch about manners]

[bakaomi]

You just kicked me!

[ he just swats at senri's swatting???

and he'll just pinch harder ]

[usogi]

You deserved it!!

[aND HE'S JUST GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER PAINED NOISE before he tries to just

roll them over so he's sitting on top of taka

which isn't gay at all]

[bakaomi]

[ there is a moment where this feels very familiar, but as taka is trying to pretend that never happened, he ignores it ]

Get off! You're crushing me! Heavy rabbit!

[usogi]

[senri is gay, thirsty, and mistake-prone every single damn day of his life so he DOES NOT seem to outwardly notice

inwardly he also is experiencing deja vu

it's fine]

No! Apologize! We need to not kill each other - so we're setting ground rules...!!

[on the ground

he doesn't mean for the pun but it's there]

[bakaomi]

Shouldn't you be apologizing for trying to break into my room? Stalker.

[ like

on one hand, taka agrees that they need to figure something out because it can't turn into a fist fight every single day

on the other, he doesn't want to agree with senri. a real dilemma. ]

Get off of me.

[usogi]

You were being pretentious - I wanted answers. And I should know what rooms in my apartment are what...!

[HE STILL LIVES THERE - but he's just going to pause.]

No more hitting. We're gonna make a list of guidelines!

[to keep the peace.... guidelines only because they'd probably break rules]