very over takasen

[bakaomi]

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[usogi]

You deserved it!!

[aND HE'S JUST GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER PAINED NOISE before he tries to just

roll them over so he's sitting on top of taka

which isn't gay at all]

[bakaomi]

[ there is a moment where this feels very familiar, but as taka is trying to pretend that never happened, he ignores it ]

Get off! You're crushing me! Heavy rabbit!

[usogi]

[senri is gay, thirsty, and mistake-prone every single damn day of his life so he DOES NOT seem to outwardly notice

inwardly he also is experiencing deja vu

it's fine]

No! Apologize! We need to not kill each other - so we're setting ground rules...!!

[on the ground

he doesn't mean for the pun but it's there]

[bakaomi]

Shouldn't you be apologizing for trying to break into my room? Stalker.

[ like

on one hand, taka agrees that they need to figure something out because it can't turn into a fist fight every single day

on the other, he doesn't want to agree with senri. a real dilemma. ]

Get off of me.

[usogi]

You were being pretentious - I wanted answers. And I should know what rooms in my apartment are what...!

[HE STILL LIVES THERE - but he's just going to pause.]

No more hitting. We're gonna make a list of guidelines!

[to keep the peace.... guidelines only because they'd probably break rules]

[bakaomi]

The first guideline is to get off of me.

[ the urge to push senri off of him is so great. ]

The second is to stay out of my room.

[usogi]

[There's no immediate violence so

Senri gets off of him, but he does not offer Taka a hand up because he's a bitch]

The third is to not try to lock each other out!

[hm]

[bakaomi]

It's not my fault if you forget your key.

[ bitch ]

No parties.

[usogi]

[he is ALREADY pouting]

What? Why not?

[bakaomi]

It's going to be annoying.

[ he doesn't trust senri's friends and also

does not trust senri ]

[usogi]

Parties can be fun!

[they made out at one





it doesn't really help his argument in this specific context tho so he doesn't like

say it out loud]

[bakaomi]

[ yea it really doesn't ]

You're going to make a mess.

[usogi]

Yeah, but I'll clean up after!

[he can't deny that a mess will be made though]

Come on, your team doesn't do anything fun and bonding?

[bakaomi]

I guess.

[ he doesn't see what that has to do with senri though ]

[usogi]

So you don't want to do that here?

Mooch! Leech! Give back to your team!

[he just jumped right back into insults]

[bakaomi]

I give back to them by winning. Shut up.

You're just being annoying!

[usogi]

I'm not being annoying, I just have a little team spirit.

Not that you know what that looks like.

[bakaomi]

Fuck off! You just want to get drunk and loud!

[ HE HAS SEEN SENRI HAS PARTIES, obviously, ]

[usogi]

Yeah, it's called camaraderie!!

[is it]

I bet you just can't hold your liquor!

[NEITHER CAN SENRI]

[bakaomi]

What? Shut up! I can hold it better than you!!

[ THIS IS A STUPID ARGUMENT ]

[usogi]

Stop lying to sound cool! I bet that you can't!!

[this is going to go in such a stupid direction]

[bakaomi]

Why would anyone want to sound cool to you? As if your opinion matters!

[ it's already stupid ]

You just don't want to admit you're wrong.

[usogi]

As if - I know I'm right!

[he points back to his room - ]

I've got a bottle of fireball, you wanna put your money where your mouth is?!

[bakaomi]

[ i hate this ]

Ha. Don't start crying, you baby.

[usogi]

No chance!

Whoever gives up first has to buy the replacement bottle!

[please don't get alcohol poisoning]