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[ that comment gets a chuckle out of him... he lifts his hand to brush some hair over his shoulder, leaving just enough to keep his right eye covered. ]

I do have two, you know.

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And I am sure the other one is also quite beautiful.

[ in theory.

tsuru reaches over to take the mochi. he's splitting it in two and eating half of it, sorry. ]

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[ he'll take it as a compliment. i'm not npcing the ghost fuck you

as tsuru eats, nikkari puts his elbow on the table and rests his face against his hand. there's something like a twinkle in his eye that makes it seem like he's expecting something. ]

I wonder... are you planning on sharing that with me, or are you saving it for yourself for later? I don't think it would be very romantic if it was the latter.

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It's yours, of course. I can feed it to you, if you'd like.

[ that's what couples do, according to what their saniwa had gushed about. ]

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Ah... I'd like that very much.

[ let it be known that nikkari aoe is nothing if not dedicated to a task. not moving from his spot (he's comfy), he opens his mouth with a teasing smile. he lets his jaw hang for a couple of seconds before closing it again, mischievously smirking at tsuru. ]

This is fine practice for when our master returns, don't you think?

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Mm. They'll be very surprised!

[ tsuru are you doing this for them or for yourself

(it's both. it's funny and it'll make them happy presumably, but also it's funny) ]

I believe more should be returning from missions soon, so it'll be a good time.

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[ he slowly raises an eyebrow at that, before his face returns to a more neutral expression... a melancholy one, actually. ]

Hm? Do you want our alone time to be cut short already, Tsurumaru-san?

[ make that two of them, christ ]

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[ there's a pause, and he reaches over to run a hand through nikkari's ponytail, his fingers curling around a few of the strands. ]

Our time together will never be short.

[ bad. ]

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[ when tsuru touches his hair, he brings his hand to his face and looks away... though it's not because he's being demure. it's because he's trying to suppress his laughter. ]

You're surprisingly good at this. Have you been reading more of our master's novels than you've let on?

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I'm a fast learner!

[ tsuru is prepared to enter any type of fuckery at any given time?? it's the way of the meme ]

... your hair is actually pretty soft.

[ that's not flirting he's genuinely impressed ]

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You couldn't tell just by looking at it?

[ he doesn't look like he minds if tsuru keeps his hand tangled in his hair. ]

Haha... I'm a little offended you'd even imply I don't take care of myself.

[ he isn't ]

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There's plenty of swords who don't. Kara-bou would say something like...

[ he clears his throat. impression time. ]

"I don't care about things like that. Go away."

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Ookurikara-san says that about everything.

[ he is, however, applauding tsuru's acting, though. a flawless imitation. ]

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Yes, but this was said with about 15% more contempt than usual.

[ he nods as he says that, as if it makes it anymore true.

but he'll let go of nikkari's hair. ]

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[ you know, he was curious as to how tsuru came up with a statistic that specific, but... ]

Oh? Tired of me already?

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It seems indecent if I continue to touch you like this when I'm still courting you.

[ when does the wooing stage end and the dating begin. he doesn't know. ]

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Ahaha... I don't see a problem if I welcome the attention.

[ even if nikkari knows the difference, watching tsuru try these things out is amusing as hell. ]

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Then... oh!

[ something he learned from the tantous then.

don't mind him, tsuru is just going to reach for the flowers now. ]

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"Oh"? Don't keep me in suspense.

[ he's genuinely curious about where tsuru's trying to go with this. his unpredictability is fun, maybe even kind of charming...?! b a d ]

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[ don't worry he's just going to start sticking flowers in nikkari's hair

i mean, they're weeds, but they look like flowers it's fine ]

Midare told me that this is romantic.

[ getting them not to fall out once nikkari like, starts moving, will be the hard part since tsuru isn't like. fastening them to anything. ]

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Haha. Midare-kun's interest in these sorts of things doesn't surprise me at all.

[ he laughs as tsuru leans forward, and he even tucks some hair behind his ear to give him a more convenient spot to place some "flowers." he keeps his hand near his face to twirl green strands around his fingers teasingly. ]

Well? How do I look?

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[ he pulls back, inspecting his handiwork...

and he'll throw up a peace sign, pleased. ]

I see what he means. It's a surprisingly good look for you!

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—"Surprisingly"?

[ bitch, ]

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Surprises are good!

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[ tsuwu. . . ]

You should be careful about what you say, Tsurumaru-san. I might not be as forgiving next time.