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[ you know, he was curious as to how tsuru came up with a statistic that specific, but... ]

Oh? Tired of me already?

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It seems indecent if I continue to touch you like this when I'm still courting you.

[ when does the wooing stage end and the dating begin. he doesn't know. ]

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Ahaha... I don't see a problem if I welcome the attention.

[ even if nikkari knows the difference, watching tsuru try these things out is amusing as hell. ]

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Then... oh!

[ something he learned from the tantous then.

don't mind him, tsuru is just going to reach for the flowers now. ]

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"Oh"? Don't keep me in suspense.

[ he's genuinely curious about where tsuru's trying to go with this. his unpredictability is fun, maybe even kind of charming...?! b a d ]

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[ don't worry he's just going to start sticking flowers in nikkari's hair

i mean, they're weeds, but they look like flowers it's fine ]

Midare told me that this is romantic.

[ getting them not to fall out once nikkari like, starts moving, will be the hard part since tsuru isn't like. fastening them to anything. ]

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Haha. Midare-kun's interest in these sorts of things doesn't surprise me at all.

[ he laughs as tsuru leans forward, and he even tucks some hair behind his ear to give him a more convenient spot to place some "flowers." he keeps his hand near his face to twirl green strands around his fingers teasingly. ]

Well? How do I look?

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[ he pulls back, inspecting his handiwork...

and he'll throw up a peace sign, pleased. ]

I see what he means. It's a surprisingly good look for you!

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—"Surprisingly"?

[ bitch, ]

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Surprises are good!

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[ tsuwu. . . ]

You should be careful about what you say, Tsurumaru-san. I might not be as forgiving next time.

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Ah.

Are you breaking up with me already?

[uncleanse]

I thought we were still in the courting phase...

But would I have said "next time" if I didn't want to keep seeing you?

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This really is difficult.

[ humans are complicated!!! ]

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[ he just chuckles lmao ]

You're the one who suggested giving this a try.

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And we will! But I need to rethink how to win over someone's heart...

[ HE'S CHANGING HIS GAME PLAN

sort of ]

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[ he tilts his head a little... what does that even mean... ]

Do you truly think I'm that difficult to wear down?

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There has to be some suspense in this.

[ it's said so seriously ]

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Ah. You have a point. It wouldn't nearly be as exciting for our master if everything were to go over without any trouble.

So? Any ideas?

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Hm... from what it sounded like, there's usually some sort of misunderstanding that could easily be figured out if we actually communicated instead of assuming something, right?

[uncleanse]

[ thinks about how both of them are exactly the type to be misunderstood and just laugh about it

hm ]

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Let's think of something else.

[uncleanse]

Hm...

Isn't the point of fake dating to lead others to assume we're romantically involved? So far, we've only had each other to judge...

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Should we go out then?

[ he means like. outside. ]

Some of the others should be back now.

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I think we should.

[ case in point: nikkari agrees without even thinking of asking tsuru to clarify. ]

After you, Tsurumaru-san.