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Mm. They'll be very surprised!

[ tsuru are you doing this for them or for yourself

(it's both. it's funny and it'll make them happy presumably, but also it's funny) ]

I believe more should be returning from missions soon, so it'll be a good time.

[ he slowly raises an eyebrow at that, before his face returns to a more neutral expression... a melancholy one, actually. ]

Hm? Do you want our alone time to be cut short already, Tsurumaru-san?

[ make that two of them, christ ]

[ there's a pause, and he reaches over to run a hand through nikkari's ponytail, his fingers curling around a few of the strands. ]

Our time together will never be short.

[ bad. ]

[ when tsuru touches his hair, he brings his hand to his face and looks away... though it's not because he's being demure. it's because he's trying to suppress his laughter. ]

You're surprisingly good at this. Have you been reading more of our master's novels than you've let on?

I'm a fast learner!

[ tsuru is prepared to enter any type of fuckery at any given time?? it's the way of the meme ]

... your hair is actually pretty soft.

[ that's not flirting he's genuinely impressed ]

You couldn't tell just by looking at it?

[ he doesn't look like he minds if tsuru keeps his hand tangled in his hair. ]

Haha... I'm a little offended you'd even imply I don't take care of myself.

[ he isn't ]

There's plenty of swords who don't. Kara-bou would say something like...

[ he clears his throat. impression time. ]

"I don't care about things like that. Go away."

Ookurikara-san says that about everything.

[ he is, however, applauding tsuru's acting, though. a flawless imitation. ]

Yes, but this was said with about 15% more contempt than usual.

[ he nods as he says that, as if it makes it anymore true.

but he'll let go of nikkari's hair. ]

[ you know, he was curious as to how tsuru came up with a statistic that specific, but... ]

Oh? Tired of me already?

It seems indecent if I continue to touch you like this when I'm still courting you.

[ when does the wooing stage end and the dating begin. he doesn't know. ]

Ahaha... I don't see a problem if I welcome the attention.

[ even if nikkari knows the difference, watching tsuru try these things out is amusing as hell. ]

Then... oh!

[ something he learned from the tantous then.

don't mind him, tsuru is just going to reach for the flowers now. ]

"Oh"? Don't keep me in suspense.

[ he's genuinely curious about where tsuru's trying to go with this. his unpredictability is fun, maybe even kind of charming...?! b a d ]

[ don't worry he's just going to start sticking flowers in nikkari's hair

i mean, they're weeds, but they look like flowers it's fine ]

Midare told me that this is romantic.

[ getting them not to fall out once nikkari like, starts moving, will be the hard part since tsuru isn't like. fastening them to anything. ]

Haha. Midare-kun's interest in these sorts of things doesn't surprise me at all.

[ he laughs as tsuru leans forward, and he even tucks some hair behind his ear to give him a more convenient spot to place some "flowers." he keeps his hand near his face to twirl green strands around his fingers teasingly. ]

Well? How do I look?

[ he pulls back, inspecting his handiwork...

and he'll throw up a peace sign, pleased. ]

I see what he means. It's a surprisingly good look for you!