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[preowned]

[ i hate you there is literally no other way he'd answer that question ]

Shh, it's a surprise.

[unfriendliest]

[ then drink binch

but kara's just gonna roll his eyes, it's fine ]

[preowned]

[ :/

but it's not a very long walk until they reach their destination! it's... well, a normal doorway, except with a plant hanging under it. ]

Here we are!

[unfriendliest]

[ he looks at the plant for a second

then back at tsuru

and just raises an eyebrow ]

[preowned]

Well? What do you think?

[ it's a plant ]

[unfriendliest]

It's a plant.

[ and he's gonna have to fix that hole once tsuru takes it down :/ ]

[preowned]

Why, yes, it is!

[ he nudges him ]

Do you know what type of plant it is?

[unfriendliest]

Not one from the gardens.

[ so why should he care ]

[preowned]

Well! Apparently, this is an extremely special plant.

[ he points at it excitedly ]

It'll be very useful to us.

[unfriendliest]

It doesn't look that special.

[ and yet he isn't asking what makes it so or anything, ]

[preowned]

You shouldn't judge things based on appearance alone, Kara-bou.

[ a pause ]

Although if you do, then I suppose you'll get a surprise...

[unfriendliest]

No thanks.

[ he's turning to leave now haha ]

[preowned]

[ dlgjdskgjd

HE DIVES IN FRONT OF HIM ]

Wait!!

[unfriendliest]

[ fine he'll stop but he's not happy about it ]

What?

[preowned]

[ he glances up. he's definitely gauging to see if kara is still under the mistletoe, and he seems to decide that it's good enough? since he then just leans over and gives him a kiss.

it's... well, a kiss, close-lipped and more like a peck other than the fact that he doesn't move away after the initial contact. ]

[unfriendliest]

[ haha well

tsuru does that, and kara immediately backs off a step, eyes wide. congrats, you surprised him! he might also kill tsuru but at least there's that.

he doesn't say a word, but the "what the FUCK" on his face probably speaks for itself ]

[preowned]

[ oh! good reaction! tsuru's glad ]

You kiss under the mistletoe.

[ like that explains it ]

[unfriendliest]

[ thanks! he hates it! and he's going right back to a frown because this is dumb! tsuru is dumb! ]

Then do it with someone else.

[preowned]

Eh? But I wanted to do it with you?

[ his tone just says "who else would i want to try out this horrible idea with" ]

[unfriendliest]

[ tsuru what the fuck ]

...Why?

[ why is he being subjected to this when there are more willing swords literally anywhere else in the citadel!! ]

[preowned]

[ it seemed like the most fun option, but he doesn't want to say that out loud or else he will definitely get stabbed ]

We are good friends?

[ that's also a terrible answer ]

[unfriendliest]

[ and of course the automatic answer to that is: ]

I have no intention of getting friendly with you.

[ so he's gonna turn to leave now ]

[preowned]

Wow, how surprising...

[ but that's fine? tsuru lets him walk away.



just kidding, he latches onto his arm ]

[unfriendliest]

[ the real surprise would be tsuru actually letting him leave

but that stops him, so he's just gonna try to shake tsuru off ]

Let go.

[preowned]

It wasn't that bad, was it?

[ he will at least let go, but he'll also grab onto him again if he tries to immediately leave ]