デート組

[preowned]

:3

Comments

[unfriendliest]

[ haha well

tsuru does that, and kara immediately backs off a step, eyes wide. congrats, you surprised him! he might also kill tsuru but at least there's that.

he doesn't say a word, but the "what the FUCK" on his face probably speaks for itself ]

[preowned]

[ oh! good reaction! tsuru's glad ]

You kiss under the mistletoe.

[ like that explains it ]

[unfriendliest]

[ thanks! he hates it! and he's going right back to a frown because this is dumb! tsuru is dumb! ]

Then do it with someone else.

[preowned]

Eh? But I wanted to do it with you?

[ his tone just says "who else would i want to try out this horrible idea with" ]

[unfriendliest]

[ tsuru what the fuck ]

...Why?

[ why is he being subjected to this when there are more willing swords literally anywhere else in the citadel!! ]

[preowned]

[ it seemed like the most fun option, but he doesn't want to say that out loud or else he will definitely get stabbed ]

We are good friends?

[ that's also a terrible answer ]

[unfriendliest]

[ and of course the automatic answer to that is: ]

I have no intention of getting friendly with you.

[ so he's gonna turn to leave now ]

[preowned]

Wow, how surprising...

[ but that's fine? tsuru lets him walk away.



just kidding, he latches onto his arm ]

[unfriendliest]

[ the real surprise would be tsuru actually letting him leave

but that stops him, so he's just gonna try to shake tsuru off ]

Let go.

[preowned]

It wasn't that bad, was it?

[ he will at least let go, but he'll also grab onto him again if he tries to immediately leave ]

[unfriendliest]

[ he is in fact going to try to leave without answering ]

[preowned]

[ GODDAMMIT KARA

tsuru once again runs in front of him, holding his arms and legs out as a barricade so that kara cannot pass him

or, well, he could still pass him, it'll just be very annoying to do so ]

[unfriendliest]

[ it's annoying enough that kara's not going to bother trying and just gives him this look instead ]

Move.

[preowned]

Aren't you going to answer the question? It's rude to just walk away like that.

[ it's rude to suddenly kiss someone but okay ]

[unfriendliest]

No.

[ why should he care if it's rude ]

So move.

[preowned]

Hm.

I'm disappointed somehow.

[unfriendliest]

[ what were you expecting? he's not here for your entertainment!

but just for that... ]

It wasn't good.

[preowned]

[ on one hand, tsuru expected this reaction from kara

and yet, he's still offended ]

What?! Why!

[unfriendliest]

You can't surprise someone like that and expect it to be good.

[ and he's just gonna try to move around tsuru bye ]

[preowned]

You would have just left if I explained to you what it was first...

[ he can move around but

tsuru just follows after him ]

[unfriendliest]

[ cool, he's heading back to the kitchen ]

Then you should have picked someone else.

[preowned]

Eh, but I wanted you...

[ guess they're both just going to the kitchen now ]

[unfriendliest]

[ SIGH ]

Mitsutada might have given you a better surprise.

[ he doesn't know that, believe it, or care, but maybe it'll get tsuru to stop following him ]

[preowned]

He's collecting resources...

[ he reaches over to poke kara on the shoulder ]

You shouldn't sell yourself so short.

[unfriendliest]

[ then wait patiently for him to return binch ]

I'm not.

[ they both know he doesn't care about surprises though ]