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[unfriendliest]

No thanks.

[ he's turning to leave now haha ]

[preowned]

[ dlgjdskgjd

HE DIVES IN FRONT OF HIM ]

Wait!!

[unfriendliest]

[ fine he'll stop but he's not happy about it ]

What?

[preowned]

[ he glances up. he's definitely gauging to see if kara is still under the mistletoe, and he seems to decide that it's good enough? since he then just leans over and gives him a kiss.

it's... well, a kiss, close-lipped and more like a peck other than the fact that he doesn't move away after the initial contact. ]

[unfriendliest]

[ haha well

tsuru does that, and kara immediately backs off a step, eyes wide. congrats, you surprised him! he might also kill tsuru but at least there's that.

he doesn't say a word, but the "what the FUCK" on his face probably speaks for itself ]

[preowned]

[ oh! good reaction! tsuru's glad ]

You kiss under the mistletoe.

[ like that explains it ]

[unfriendliest]

[ thanks! he hates it! and he's going right back to a frown because this is dumb! tsuru is dumb! ]

Then do it with someone else.

[preowned]

Eh? But I wanted to do it with you?

[ his tone just says "who else would i want to try out this horrible idea with" ]

[unfriendliest]

[ tsuru what the fuck ]

...Why?

[ why is he being subjected to this when there are more willing swords literally anywhere else in the citadel!! ]

[preowned]

[ it seemed like the most fun option, but he doesn't want to say that out loud or else he will definitely get stabbed ]

We are good friends?

[ that's also a terrible answer ]

[unfriendliest]

[ and of course the automatic answer to that is: ]

I have no intention of getting friendly with you.

[ so he's gonna turn to leave now ]

[preowned]

Wow, how surprising...

[ but that's fine? tsuru lets him walk away.



just kidding, he latches onto his arm ]

[unfriendliest]

[ the real surprise would be tsuru actually letting him leave

but that stops him, so he's just gonna try to shake tsuru off ]

Let go.

[preowned]

It wasn't that bad, was it?

[ he will at least let go, but he'll also grab onto him again if he tries to immediately leave ]

[unfriendliest]

[ he is in fact going to try to leave without answering ]

[preowned]

[ GODDAMMIT KARA

tsuru once again runs in front of him, holding his arms and legs out as a barricade so that kara cannot pass him

or, well, he could still pass him, it'll just be very annoying to do so ]

[unfriendliest]

[ it's annoying enough that kara's not going to bother trying and just gives him this look instead ]

Move.

[preowned]

Aren't you going to answer the question? It's rude to just walk away like that.

[ it's rude to suddenly kiss someone but okay ]

[unfriendliest]

No.

[ why should he care if it's rude ]

So move.

[preowned]

Hm.

I'm disappointed somehow.

[unfriendliest]

[ what were you expecting? he's not here for your entertainment!

but just for that... ]

It wasn't good.

[preowned]

[ on one hand, tsuru expected this reaction from kara

and yet, he's still offended ]

What?! Why!

[unfriendliest]

You can't surprise someone like that and expect it to be good.

[ and he's just gonna try to move around tsuru bye ]

[preowned]

You would have just left if I explained to you what it was first...

[ he can move around but

tsuru just follows after him ]

[unfriendliest]

[ cool, he's heading back to the kitchen ]

Then you should have picked someone else.