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[bakaomi]

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[sophistications]

It's supposed to make us sound relatable! Doesn't that help at all?

[bakaomi]

It depends on what you mean by help?

[sophistications]

Reassuring! Which isn't what you're doing right now. [But he smiles.] Nonetheless, there's still time to teach you the art of anticipation without being threatening.

[Please push him into a rosebush or something.]

[bakaomi]

[ taka looks like he is actually about to do that?

except at that moment a bunch of giggling girls approach them to? ask tamaki questions? like is hew new here??? ]

[sophistications]

[Poor Taka. The problem is that immediately Tamaki turns on the charm, turning to face the girls and immediately spinning some kind of story about being a transfer student from France with a talent as a pianist, a third year who's still learning about the campus and their beautiful school.

There's a lot of flattery here, but Taka knows him by now and can probably see that it's a little different than how he behaved in meetings with contestants in the competition of the gods.

And as the god of beauty, he's definitely sparkling. Oh, and is that a whirlwind of sakura petals appearing out of nowhere? Sure is. Hope Taka enjoys the faceful of flowers.]

[bakaomi]

[ what

what the fuck

TAKA IS LITERALLY LOOKING AROUND??? ]

Did someone leave a fan here...?

[sophistications]

Hm? [He turns to face Taka then like he's just remembered that he's there.] That's a silly question isn't it? [The flowers continue to swirl but now they're changing direction because Tamaki's turned his head.]

[bakaomi]

[ SOFTLY, BUT WITH FEELING, ]

What the fuck.

[sophistications]

[With Tamaki's focus on Takaomi now instead of the fawning girls, the petals stop flowing even as a white rose appears in his hand. Tamaki's left blinking in surprise but not necessarily at this chain of events.]

...ah. This looks strange, doesn't it?

[bakaomi]

Yes.

[ ... ]

But somehow not surprising.

[sophistications]

[He settles for a soft smile because this dumb bitch is taking that as a compliment.]

Because I inspire beauty everywhere that I go?

[bakaomi]

I'm going to dunk your head in a toilet.

[ he

does not deny that tamaki is pretty ]

[sophistications]

[He looks so horrified by this prospect which means his entire expression does a complete 180.]

Jealousy isn't very becoming of you, Takaomi-kun! And the water would do terrible things to my hair.

[Hm.]

[bakaomi]

I'm not jealous.

And good.

[sophistications]

[He brings a finger to his chin, tapping it thoughtfully.]

Statements like that really make it seem like jealousy. Are you sure?

[bakaomi]

Why would I be jealous? You're just like, tall.

[ as if that's the only reason tamaki is attractive ]

[sophistications]

And beautiful, and charming. [He says this with zero irony, though he has the audacity to pat Taka on the head.] Fear not! You have plenty of wonderful qualities yourself, Takaomi-kun. Senri's told me so.

[Stop.]

[bakaomi]

[ HE

BITES TAMAKI'S FINGER ]

[sophistications]

[WELL. OBVIOUSLY HE YELLS AND YANKS HIS HAND BACK, TAKA WHAT THE FUCK.]

Hey! What was that for!?

[bakaomi]

You deserved it!!

[ DID HE ]

[sophistications]

Why would I deserve something like that?!

[bakaomi]

You're biased so you wouldn't understand why.

[sophistications]

Correction. I wouldn't understand because you're not explaining yourself. [He holds up his finger in an "ah ah ah" kind of motion, index finger pointing straight up.] Bias has nothing to do with it!

[bakaomi]

[ wow taka wants to 1v1 him

he doesn't, which is character development, ]

You sound so condescending.

[sophistications]

Oh. [And he actually looks a little startled? Or maybe he's startled that Taka hasn't punched him yet, either or. Nevertheless he doesn't seem to realize how he sounds and he's blinking in surprise.] I don't mean to be. But bias really doesn't have anything to do with it, I think.