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[bakaomi]

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[sophistications]

...and why not?

[bakaomi]

[ ... ]

Come on, I'm showing you the yume system.

[sophistications]

Alright, alright. We're going. [lead the way, taka!! even tho he's been leading the way for like the last 60 comments where they've just been arguing.]

[bakaomi]

[ i hate them so fucking much

but eventually taka will take them to a very large room that is? filled with beds. ]

Here.

[sophistications]

Beds...? [he shouldn't be surprised but he'll also just approach all of these beds and begin squishing the mattresses with his hands like he's trying to find the most comfortable one.] Are you all here at the same time? Like a sleepover?

[bakaomi]

Something like that. When we first came here, they knocked out us with gas without warning.

[ they 100% believed they were about to get their organs harvested ]

[sophistications]

[hey what the fuck is going on with dream!ing? also, notably, tamaki looks equally alarmed and stops squashing the mattress long enough to stare at him.]

Gas? How absurd...were you kidnapped? Did they force you to perform? Who was responsible for this? [naturally it's time to jump to the wrong conclusion.]

[bakaomi]

No one here is normal.

[ also tamaki being outraged is funny, all things considered, and taka has to control his expression so he doesn't end up laughing. ]

But no one explained anything to us until after. I guess they figured we'd say hell no otherwise.

[sophistications]

I suppose they were right, but that really doesn't excuse it. Surely there's someone who may have considered it without unnecessary force?

[bakaomi]

... probably not, no.

[sophistications]

[there's just an annoyed expression then.]

Then perhaps they shouldn't be pursuing this at all.

[bakaomi]

The school's just like that. It's not even the weirdest crap we've had to do here.

[sophistications]

[he looks so alarmed.]

It gets worse?! [SENRI NEVER TOLD HIM ANYTHING.]

[bakaomi]

It's what happens when your school is full of rich people but they're also all fucking crazy on top of it.

[ while tamaki's school is just rich people who are bored. ]

[sophistications]

[he seems genuinely confused by that concept...]

Isn't there any way to change that? Surely they can't all be crazy.

[bakaomi]

[ he just gives tamaki the most

tired look ]

They're all crazy.

[sophistications]

[...he reaches out and puts both hands on taka's shoulders.]

I think I finally understand why you are the way you are. My apologies.

[bakaomi]

[ slfjskgjsdg ]

That somehow doesn't make me feel better.

[sophistications]

[why not!! he looks stricken at that, eyes widening and lip wobbling a bit in a pout.]

No? How else may I help? This is tragic, Takaomi-kun, and I cannot allow it!

[tamaki still does not realize he's part of the problem.]

[bakaomi]

Let's just finish the tour before we run into anyone!

[ HE IS TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THE CONCEPT OF TAMAKI HELPING ]

[sophistications]

[he immediately perks up.]

Alright, if you insist. I hadn't realized you were so eager.

[there's a 70% chance he is well-aware he's just fucking with him, but it's fine.]