two bffs n_n

[bakaomi]

i'll find a meme image later when i'm not at work

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[sophistications]

[He settles for a soft smile because this dumb bitch is taking that as a compliment.]

Because I inspire beauty everywhere that I go?

[bakaomi]

I'm going to dunk your head in a toilet.

[ he

does not deny that tamaki is pretty ]

[sophistications]

[He looks so horrified by this prospect which means his entire expression does a complete 180.]

Jealousy isn't very becoming of you, Takaomi-kun! And the water would do terrible things to my hair.

[Hm.]

[bakaomi]

I'm not jealous.

And good.

[sophistications]

[He brings a finger to his chin, tapping it thoughtfully.]

Statements like that really make it seem like jealousy. Are you sure?

[bakaomi]

Why would I be jealous? You're just like, tall.

[ as if that's the only reason tamaki is attractive ]

[sophistications]

And beautiful, and charming. [He says this with zero irony, though he has the audacity to pat Taka on the head.] Fear not! You have plenty of wonderful qualities yourself, Takaomi-kun. Senri's told me so.

[Stop.]

[bakaomi]

[ HE

BITES TAMAKI'S FINGER ]

[sophistications]

[WELL. OBVIOUSLY HE YELLS AND YANKS HIS HAND BACK, TAKA WHAT THE FUCK.]

Hey! What was that for!?

[bakaomi]

You deserved it!!

[ DID HE ]

[sophistications]

Why would I deserve something like that?!

[bakaomi]

You're biased so you wouldn't understand why.

[sophistications]

Correction. I wouldn't understand because you're not explaining yourself. [He holds up his finger in an "ah ah ah" kind of motion, index finger pointing straight up.] Bias has nothing to do with it!

[bakaomi]

[ wow taka wants to 1v1 him

he doesn't, which is character development, ]

You sound so condescending.

[sophistications]

Oh. [And he actually looks a little startled? Or maybe he's startled that Taka hasn't punched him yet, either or. Nevertheless he doesn't seem to realize how he sounds and he's blinking in surprise.] I don't mean to be. But bias really doesn't have anything to do with it, I think.

[bakaomi]

[ funnily enough, taka is surprised at tamaki being surprised. ]

... sure.

[ he does not know how else to react ]

[sophistications]

[...it's a stand-off now as they stare at one another and try to figure out how to react. Good job, idiots.]

[bakaomi]

[ yea

this is fine

some students walk by and take tamaki's picture ]

[sophistications]

...you don't believe me, do you?

[This is definitely said after he poses and actually has the audacity to say hello to these students. Even outside of the club room he's busy being the princely host.]

[bakaomi]

Gee. What gave you that idea?

[ taka is going to kick him

like, he doesn't

but he would ]

[sophistications]

[Stop being mean!!!]

I thought we were friends by now, Takaomi-kun. [The worst part is he's serious.] I'd hate to be thought of as less than genuine.

[Schmoozing with girls and being the prince-type during club hours is fine, but for someone so painfully sincere as Tamaki, he actually doesn't like being deceptive.]

[bakaomi]

Don't say that. It's gross.

[ he says that but he

mostly just sounds embarrassed by tamaki calling them friends. ]

[sophistications]

How is friendship gross? [He sounds offended? But that's because Tamaki wants to be friends with everyone in the world so maybe don't listen to him.]

[bakaomi]

You don't have to be so...

[ he trails off

because he is not sure how to word this. hm. ]

[sophistications]

...I'm not doing this as a favor or out of obligation, you realize. [He assumes that might be part of it.]