[ she was actually joking, she doesn't actually care if she orders pancakes at 1am in her costume. she is more concerned about any possible stares that varian might get. ]
[ and off they go! it's okay, if anyone tries to mug them she can protect him and he can say he helped.
thankfully, their destination is pretty close by-- mostly since she picked what she knew was close. it's your average 24/7 diner. not that... varian would know what average is. ]
[ he definitely does not know, which is why he's looking around in wide eyed interest and looking like a fucking tourist ]
They must be good, to get a personal recommendation from the great Stephie. [ he's teasing. maybe. he fiddles with a napkin once they're sitting ] So, what have you been up to? Besides the, uh, night job.
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[ he can do jokes. jokes are nice. and then there's a pile of knocked out guys and Varian can't hide a grin ]
What, only four? It's like they don't know they're messing with your city.
[ Steph is so cool..... always...... ]
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[ well, once she's sure that they're not going to get away somehow, that means she can fully pay attention to the fourteen year old here. ]
What do you want to do?
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Anything's fine? I just wanted to see you, so. Sorry for interrupting your night shift.
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[ sort of. she hadn't been almost killed or attacked by someone with superpowers, so it's slow. ]
Are you hungry?
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Um. Sure? But is anything open at this hour?
[ he's never hung out Gotham at night before and doesn't understand the pain of big city restaurants ]
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[ she pauses. ]
I should potentially change first.
[ unless he wants to go into a diner with batgirl. ]
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[ it's. both a joke and a legit question. he doesn't know ]
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[ like, batman doesn't eat? probably? has anyone seen batman and food together in the same room. ]
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Oh. Then I guess you should change?
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I'll be right back.
[ she's. going to a roof. ]
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Also implying Varian isn't getting stared at for being a steampunk cosplayer anyway tbh ]
I'll... wait down here?
[ at least he is not in an alley ]
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but it doesn't take long for her to join him in civilian clothes. ]
Varian!
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Stephie! Hey.
[ he doesn't say again because clearly. This is subtle ]
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Thanks for meeting me. [ at. the middle of the night. ] Shall we?
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Oh, yeah, sure, um, lead the way?
[ he has no idea where they are ]
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thankfully, their destination is pretty close by-- mostly since she picked what she knew was close. it's your average 24/7 diner. not that... varian would know what average is. ]
I personally recommend their pancakes.
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They must be good, to get a personal recommendation from the great Stephie. [ he's teasing. maybe. he fiddles with a napkin once they're sitting ] So, what have you been up to? Besides the, uh, night job.
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[ granted that's more of a concern for hikage than it is for belph. ]
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[ like misbehaving children ]
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[ it's a joke. ]
I once tried suggesting that they should join my night job, but I started laughing and couldn't finish the sentence.
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Ha, come on, it's a good idea... if you want a quick and easy way to burn Gotham to the ground.
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[ honestly.
trying to imagine anyone in the castle trying to do this is a recipe for disaster. ]
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Just warn me if that happens so I can recalibrate my next visit.
[ Varian drops himself in bludhaven ]
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[ thankfully this is probably the least weird conversation the people who work here has heard tonight. ]
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