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for all of your post-grimm shenanigans! 💕🔪
notes: she went back to gotham with hikage and belph, can world hop, got the leggy back

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... So you don't let them out after dark, I'm guessing?

[ like misbehaving children ]

They get locked in their rooms until I return.

[ it's a joke. ]

I once tried suggesting that they should join my night job, but I started laughing and couldn't finish the sentence.

[ ....oh god the image ]

Ha, come on, it's a good idea... if you want a quick and easy way to burn Gotham to the ground.

If I ever decide that I have had enough with the bat theme and wants to switch sides, I know what my options are.

[ honestly.

trying to imagine anyone in the castle trying to do this is a recipe for disaster. ]

[ no superheroes existed in the castle outside of Steph we we're protag free :/ ]

Just warn me if that happens so I can recalibrate my next visit.

[ Varian drops himself in bludhaven ]

I'll send you a letter. "Hey Varian, I'm robbing a bank, wanna come with?"

[ thankfully this is probably the least weird conversation the people who work here has heard tonight. ]

"Absolutely, just let me grab my stuff, I'll leave a note!" [ he grins but ] I say that, but your paper money still weirds me out.

But it's a lot more convenient than carrying around a bunch of gold.

[ where would you even put it all... ]

The weight difference is pretty notable. [ not that Varian has... any experience carrying gold around, but. ] ... Does that make it easier or harder to steal...

... both?

[ steph can't really compare. she does not carry around gold. ]

Thieves don't seem to have much trouble.

They don't have a lot of problem back in Corona either. Or outside of it.

[ thievery is whatever you need it to be, he guesses ]

Guess it's just a matter of being stubborn enough? Or. Uh. Desperate enough.

Yeah. Although if you're too desperate a lot of the time you leave a lot of room for mistakes.

[ crimes of passion are often messier and leave more evidence. ]

[ ... Varian laughs awkwardly ]

Yeah, I, um. I am aware.

...

[ SIGHS ]

In my defense, I never stole money?

[ is that. a defense. ]

[ no he just jumped straight to murder. ]

Well, that's better than the people I beat up earlier.

[ excuse you his first crime was treason via stealing from the king's vault, thanks ]

So does that mean I get a free pass on being beaten up?

[ she pretends to think about it. ]

Hm... yeah. You're free to go, mister.

Gosh, thanks, officer. I don't know how I would've explained that one going back.

[ implying he ever explains anything to anyone in corona ]

Edited 2018-08-07 00:46 (UTC)

You would have to come up with a very elaborate cover story, I bet.

[ or he could just not mention it at all. ]

Or maybe they'd buy "I tripped and fell".

[ shade thrown at rapunzel party ]

It would've been annoying either way, so I'm glad you're sparing me.

Of course.

[ she should probably actually look at the menu at some point. she does that. ]

So, we're going for very stereotypical American breakfast.

[ luckily even though tangled is set in Germany they all write in English so Varian can read this menu ]

Is the hour stereotypical too?

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Honestly... yeah.

[ you are either here in the middle of the night, or you're here in the morning if your family suddenly decided they wanted to try functioning as a cohesive unit for once. ]

I'm surprised we don't see anyone else here.

Really? In this diner?

[ there's no such thing as 24 hour anything in corona or ... outside of it, really, and so varian sounds genuinely shook by this revelation ]

No wonder your job keeps you busy... [ the night life here is? constant and not just wolves? incredible ] What do people even do awake all night?

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