very over takasen

[bakaomi]

Comments

[usogi]

[ - which is around the time that one of taka's own teammates (how did they get the invite to this party) manages to catch him, throwing an arm around his shoulders

'Oh Takaomi! Good timing, we're about to start Never Have I Ever!'

senri, to the side:]

Ohh, I love that game!

[bakaomi]

Why the hell are you are.

[ WHO INVITED THEM

but taka is now getting dragged over there?? he is struggling but this teammate is stronger than he is (some gamers are also jocks) so it's fine

senri can come too ]

[usogi]

[guess taka's going to get some incredibly strong jungle juice combination shoved into his hand so he can play, wow they really are going to get drunk in every thread of this psl

but senri is honestly coming too. along with yuma and touji. yuma is going to fucking win this game his town is too small for him to have done anything

someone else is going to start - "Never have I ever had any gamer groupies."

to which senri gasps before he drinks]

Don't brag about your unpopularity!

[bakaomi]

Is that considered bragging...?



[ i hate this because taka has to drink

if he has groupies in canon then he has to have groupies in this au ]

[usogi]

[senri is turning to taka and

blinking]

Eh? Really?

[bakaomi]

[ ....... ]

What the hell is that reaction?

[ his teammate laughs, slapping taka on the shoulder.

"Apparently chicks really dig the whole broody asshole schtick! Who knew, right?" ]

Shut up!!

[usogi]

Hmm... well he can be cute sometimes, I guess - but there's a lot to work through to get there!

[but that's just senri's observation, and he's

not going to think about how the last time they were at one of these parties they hooked up so apparently more than just chicks can fall for it]

What's the next question!

[bakaomi]

[ please don't call him cute, taka is still trying very hard to forget anything that happened between them that isn't a fist fight

but someone else goes, "Never have I ever failed a class."

it's touji. touji is the someone.

taka does not drink. ]

[usogi]

[ . . . . . . . .

senri turns his back to taka specifically

and drinks]

Mean Hari....

[bakaomi]

Ah. Moron.

[ taka knew he was going to drink but he still insults him anyway ]

[usogi]

[he whirls back around - ]

Math is hard!! Super hard! What do I need to know logarithms for anyway!

[bakaomi]

Just study! Try to spend more than five minutes behind a desk!! They're meant for more than you just dumping your shit onto them.

[ other people are here too.

[usogi]

You don't know my life, I probably study more than you know!!

[he does not]

[bakaomi]

Really? Do you?

[ none trust

meanwhile the others want to continue the game ]

[usogi]

I do—

[SOMEONE CLEARS THEIR THROAT.

It's Yanagi.

He had to take his time to figure out something he hasn't done.

"I've never kissed a man who claimed he hated me."

fucking loopholes]

[bakaomi]

[





taka doesn't want to drink. he glances at senri. ]

[usogi]

[senri glances at taka

and glances away







tries to take the quickest tiniest sip of all time]

[bakaomi]

[ taka is trying to get away with not drinking

except yanagi is staring right at him, so he eventually

takes a sip

while grumbling ]

[usogi]

[ . . . . . . ]

... why does everyone keep bringing things up that aren't their business...

[bakaomi]

[ yanagi just shrugs, "Did you think that was targeted at you? Haha."

taka steps on senri's foot. shut up. ]

[usogi]

[sdflkjsdf he whines loudly because of course he does]

Ow ow ow!!

[bakaomi]

Why are you crying? Baby.

[ he turns his attention back to the rest of the group ]

[usogi]

Don't call me baby!

[he is a baby]

[bakaomi]

Don't say it like that. I'm calling you a baby.

[ he has to say that because

the 'a' makes all the difference here between a term of endearment and an insult ]

[usogi]

All you said was "baby" - but I don't want you to call me that either!

[they're so stupid]