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[Dave ... honestly isn’t that great at remembering the points he makes, either. but, no, you know what? he is a thousand percent sure that he is right here, and he is just going to have to sneeze his arguments right back in Karkat’s face.]
[in triplicate.]
Okay, look. Completely fucking idiotic party game or not, it has to have some kind of threshold for stupid naming conventions. Like a line you can’t cross.
[this ... doesn’t really sound much like his original argument.]
Eleven Minutes in Heaven? That’s the line, right there. I’m pointing it out. It’s stupid.
Is it? Is it? I am not sure what is with your goddamn vendetta against the number eleven. It has a good amount of syllables. Did eleven break into your house and piss on all of your gaudy suits, Dave? Is that the problem here? You hold a grudge because of some sort of past transgression?
[ it's fine, karkat still doesn't remember what his original point was, but he will die on this hill regardless. he's already picked out a spot to hold the corpse party. ]
[Dave "spouts whatever tangentially relevant bullshit that might help win an argument" Strider.]
Ocean's 11 was a stupid movie. Snoop didn't live to make his eleventh album the first go around — that's a technicality since he didn't get to release his tenth, either, but I guarantee you he had the rhymes ready. What the fuck is anyone supposed to do with eleven pipers? Didn't Betty Crocker have some sort of thing for eleven?
And not only did eleven leave a twin trail of urine all over my best suits, but it also tried to barge in and ruin a dumb makeout party game.
[ before this conversation began, the number eleven did not rank highly in things important in karkat's life. it was, you know, just there?? it existed? one day he will be eleven sweeps old and when that day comes, maybe it'll finally be relevant.
except no, now there is absolutely nothing that matters more to him than proving dave wrong. ]
You were just too simple-minded to understand the nuances that went into creating Ocean's 11. That film broke fucking boundaries, and it was robbed of the small golden man known as the Earth Oscar. Perhaps, if it had been given the recognition it deserved, Snoop would have been motivated to put out his quote unquote sick beats at a faster rate and you would have gotten your album.
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[in triplicate.]
Okay, look. Completely fucking idiotic party game or not, it has to have some kind of threshold for stupid naming conventions. Like a line you can’t cross.
[this ... doesn’t really sound much like his original argument.]
Eleven Minutes in Heaven? That’s the line, right there. I’m pointing it out. It’s stupid.
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[ it's fine, karkat still doesn't remember what his original point was, but he will die on this hill regardless. he's already picked out a spot to hold the corpse party. ]
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[Dave "spouts whatever tangentially relevant bullshit that might help win an argument" Strider.]
Ocean's 11 was a stupid movie. Snoop didn't live to make his eleventh album the first go around — that's a technicality since he didn't get to release his tenth, either, but I guarantee you he had the rhymes ready. What the fuck is anyone supposed to do with eleven pipers? Didn't Betty Crocker have some sort of thing for eleven?
And not only did eleven leave a twin trail of urine all over my best suits, but it also tried to barge in and ruin a dumb makeout party game.
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except no, now there is absolutely nothing that matters more to him than proving dave wrong. ]
You were just too simple-minded to understand the nuances that went into creating Ocean's 11. That film broke fucking boundaries, and it was robbed of the small golden man known as the Earth Oscar. Perhaps, if it had been given the recognition it deserved, Snoop would have been motivated to put out his quote unquote sick beats at a faster rate and you would have gotten your album.
[ he has never seen ocean's 11 ]