sighs deeply

[bakaomi]

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[bakaomi]

You smell a little like airport.

[ no he's just being mean ]

[usogi]

Oh, gross.

[why does he believe him]

Should we take a shower then? A bath?

[why is he just dragging taka in with him]

[bakaomi]

[ he was bullying his boyfriend but unfortunately he is into this idea ]

Whichever.

[ terrible ]

[usogi]

Hm... A shower sounds nice, but a bath sounds extra relaxing....

[there's a pause and then he settles for - ]

Hey Siri?

[he waits for his phone to respond while he is still underneath his boyfriend]

[bakaomi]

Are you flipping a coin again?

[ isn't this how they decided who would top the first time ]

[usogi]

[yea

also siri responds and Senri is just straight up:]

Flip a coin, Siri!

[bakaomi]

What are even the options?!

[ SENRI DIDN'T SAY WHICH WAS WHICH FIRST ]

[usogi]

[Siri tells them HEADS

senri seems to think about it]

.... B....ath....

[how did he decide that]

[bakaomi]

Did you decide after...

[ stupid....

but he kisses senri anyway ]

[usogi]

It came first alphabetically.

[what

he kisses back!]

[bakaomi]

What does that even mean?

[ STUPID ]

[usogi]

It means we're taking a bath now.

[he just wants to get out of explaining

and he's going to do a little wiggle to get out of taka's arms - but then he'll sit on the edge of the bed and hold a hand out to him so it's not like he's

going far]

[bakaomi]

[ the juxtaposition between these two threads..... funny

but taka will grab his hand and is time to go to the bathroom ]

[usogi]

[SOBER BOYFRIENDS BATHTIME compared to

what else they're doing

but senri is just going to hum happily, leaning against taka affectionately]

Where should we go for our next vacation?

[thEY HAVEN'T UNPACKED FROM THEIR FIRST ONE]

[bakaomi]

[ let's not think about the other thread ]

Get us into E3.

[usogi]

[oh

senri nods]

Okay.

[he turns on the faucet]

[bakaomi]

You agreed so quickly.

[ he was expecting a complaint ]

[usogi]

I wanna go to E3!

[SO CLEARLY

HE'S GOING TO USE TOP SEAT POWERS TO GET THEM TO E3]

Why would I work against myself?

[bakaomi]

You're going to have to deal with gamers.

[ like

the gross kind ]

[usogi]

[ . . . . ]

I have to play nice in public....

[so he won't be able to be a rude bitch]

[bakaomi]

Ha ha, yeah.

[ WHY IS TAKA SO AMUSED BY THIS ]

[usogi]

Stop - you have to defend me from gamers!!

[really

but also senri's going to take taka's hand to pull him closer - and then his other hand is going to reach for the hem of his shirt to help him undress]

[bakaomi]

[ guess they are getting nakey ]

Are you giving me permission to fight?

[usogi]

[they can't go into the bath with all their clothes on, shut up]

... not fight fight.

[but like

kind of]

[bakaomi]

So I can?

[ he interrupts the undressing process to kiss senri again ]