[ ok so tenka is doing some sort of thing. for people. government people. i guess. and he needs shirasu's help. so now steph and shirasu are pretending to be a couple at some party while tenka does something.
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW I JUST WANT HILARIOUS FAKE DATING SHENANIGANS
but here they are. at this party. yeah. kick it barack. ]
[shirasu is fine with faking it, honestly? it's not like he hasn't done a whole lot of faking in his life, and he's already kissed her without there being anything more to it. pretending to date is a simple thing.
so he looks completely unruffled as he gives her a little smile, taking her by the arm.]
It won't do if you don't look at least somewhat like you're enjoying my company, dear.
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I DON'T FUCKING KNOW I JUST WANT HILARIOUS FAKE DATING SHENANIGANS
but here they are. at this party. yeah. kick it barack. ]
So.
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[shirasu is fine with faking it, honestly? it's not like he hasn't done a whole lot of faking in his life, and he's already kissed her without there being anything more to it. pretending to date is a simple thing.
so he looks completely unruffled as he gives her a little smile, taking her by the arm.]
It won't do if you don't look at least somewhat like you're enjoying my company, dear.
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But I always enjoy your company, sweetie.
[ steph assumes that the usage of "babe" would go over everyone's heads here. ]