bursts into tears

[oversea]

Comments

[oversea]

Do you want us to die?

[ that is what the hot dogs are for!!

this is such hell. thorns decides to change the subject. ]

... Where did you want to go for a date?

[transmit]

I think you're the one who wants us to die. You remembered to clean, but not to get groceries?

[ they can reward themselves after by waiting an hour in line for $1.50 hotdogs yippee

there is no changing his mind. ]

What's even open at this hour… Denny's?

[ our denny's meme ]

[oversea]

[ denny's really isn't any better than chili dogs but alright. thorns supposes this is where romance is taking them. elysium in a suit ordering a moon over my hammy.]

... We can go there.

[ there's an awkward pause, and then he holds his hand out. ]

[transmit]

[ oh my god. ]

Wait, wait, wait. Why are you agreeing so easily? I said the word 'date', didn't I?

[ that's one way to make elysium forget about the pantry. he takes thorns' hand with a measure of chagrin. ]

I'm taking you somewhere nicer…

[oversea]

[ thorns really accepted that elysium was taking him to denny's for a date. he actually looks surprised when he tries to correct the situation. whoa... somewhere nicer than denny's? ]

Oh. Where are we going?

[ buffalo wild wings....? ]

[transmit]

[ OKAY THAT IS MAYBE LIKE ONE STEP ABOVE DENNY'S

still, it would be extremely funny if those were their only options… but they live in the miracle that is a big city, so they're spared. ]

We have to go for something light or you won't be able to sleep later. Sushi?

[oversea]

Sushi is fine.

[ is this good sushi or cheap sushi... thorns does not have it in him to ask because he fears the answer. ]

You can tell me about your trip on the way.

[ that's small talk but it is nice to hear elysium's voice in person instead of over the phone. ]

[transmit]

[ HE IS HERE FOR A WEEK AND YOU WANT HIM TO BUY THORNS GAS STATION SUSHI…? give him more credit than that. they can end up at a kura since he's at least somewhat socialised as a normal person. ]

My trip that was just me booking the first flight out? I feel like whatever you've been up to's probably more interesting to hear about.

[oversea]

[ okay but it would be interesting to thorns because he is at the point where anything elysium says will make him smitten. maybe after a few days he'll go back to thinking certain things are stupid, but right now it's the honeymoon period of their reunion. ]

I tell you everything...

[transmit]

I also tell you everything…

[ swings their hands cutely.



does he. ]

[oversea]

[ does he

thorns looks at their hands... this feels so forward? they haven't done this in so long. ]

How are your parents?

[transmit]

[ thorns kills the vibe so quickly with that one, a blank look washing over his face the moment his parents get mentioned. oh boy. ]

They're fine. [ … ] They think you're a phase.

[ a phase elysium has had for five years and counting but.

anyway. ]

Are you?

[oversea]

[ a phase... the way that thorns can't tell if they are homophobic or just don't want elysium to date poor people.

he squeezes his hand. ]

I don't know, am I? Are you over me before we go to Denny's?

[ they are not going to denny's ]

[transmit]

If you want Denny's more than sushi, we can go for Denny's…

[ he squeezes thorns' hand back. not the homophobia and/or classism… he frowns. ]

But at that point, I'd rather make you a Grand Slam myself. Is that answer enough for you?

[ thorns deserves everything and anything elysium can give him… ]

[oversea]

No, let's get sushi.

[ they can eat at home whenever they want for the next week, so it'll be fine to do something nice now.

... ]

They'll have to accept that it's not a phase.

[transmit]

[ will thorns take care of him if he gets disowned? he can barely take care of himself. elysium's gaze flits over to thorns briefly before he just breathes an embarrassed laugh, leading them both to the car.

does thorns know what he'd said sounded like a marriage proposal…? ]

That's what I told them. After you.

[ opens the door for him. romance. but has thorns been using it. is he going to find out the hard way what happens when a car is not turned on in months. ]

[oversea]

[ it may be naive, but thorns isn't remotely thinking of things like breaking up. yes, there were moments where he wonders if getting together might have been a bad idea, but those moments are overshadowed.

he likes to think that they're here for the long run. whatever that means.



anyway he has not been driving this thing ]

[transmit]

[ oh my god



the battery is dead but elysium is not savvy enough for this as a trust fund kid. he continues turning his key in vain. ]

… Do I need to get a new car?

[oversea]

Why is that what you're immediately jumping to?

[ at least ask if you need to send it to a shop first!!!

... ]

I'll call an Uber...

[ he doesn't know where they are going but he is pulling out his phone. ]

[transmit]

I don't have time to get it fixed. How're we going to get our groceries? I'll look into renting something tomorrow.

[ just as unhinged, but slightly less so. his rationale almost makes sense? at least to him. listen, he's trying to min-max his time with thorns.

but he pushes thorns' hand and phone back down into his lap. ]

You don't even know where I had in mind…

[ pulls out his phone. ]

[oversea]

[ when a trust fund baby and someone who doesn't own a car collide and have no idea how to check for a dead battery.

his expression turns into the tiniest of pouts before he leans in to snoop on what elysium is typing. ]

[transmit]

[ look, in another timeline thorns could have his big revelation and then accidentally electrocute himself or something, effectively ending their lovey-dovey vacation. he's a chemist not an engineer? this is working out for the best.

anyway, he might be able to note that there's a closer location, but he's steering them toward a nicer area instead. he just wants his romantic walk under seasonal lights…. ]

Looking like another five minutes. [ turns to stare directly at thorns. ] Promise me you won't worry about the car.

[oversea]

I'll try.

[ he is looking at the car though... ]

How do you get around over there?

[transmit]

[ in his mind palace: an image of thorns up at the middle of the night, staring at the engine with his flashlight… and then exploding. his stare intensifies. ]

The same way I get around here? [ why is he asking this. ] By car…

[ that someone else drives…

…

he's realising if thorns ever visits him he probably should pretend to be more of a normal person. hm. ]

… You're free to use mine when I'm not here, you know. Given it isn't totally busted [ IT'S JUST THE BATTERY!!! ] like it is now.

[oversea]

Don't worry, I'll look into it.

[ him saying this is not going to make elysium worry any less. but thorns is like, how hard can this be? he is going to watch so many youtube videos later.

he does remember that elysium mentions being in cars often while they text... but he obviously does not text and drive so he is a passenger... ]

You must pay a lot in ride shares.