It's not as high as you might think since a lot of it is paid out from our portfolio. But whatever you decide to do, Thorns, I'll do my best to support you.
[ this could mean just about anything. thorns could quit his job and become a chemistry youtuber? the possibilities are limitless.
but the driver does ask what's going on with the car… elysium answers offhandedly that it's busted. the driver seems interested in the problem…? thorns can engage him if he wants; elysium genuinely sounds so ready to sell or scrap the thing. ]
[ elysium you can afford a mechanic. he really is so accurately giving off the vibes of a rich person. him no longer having to hide it is so funny.
but thorns will explain the situation... no there's no smoke, there weren't any weird sounds... since when? well no one has used it in months. the driver wonders if anyone can be this stupid but explains they might need a new battery so they should check that out...
thorns pulls out his phone to google car batteries. ]
[ thinks about how this au started solely to fuck up flat and with 0 planning and wipes tears
again, elysium doesn't have the time or the patience for anything or anyone that isn't thorns, so he thinks he's being perfectly reasonable about his actions considering his priorities. except, the longer thorns keeps talking to this guy, the more elysium's mouth quirks downward. he's only just gotten here, after however long they've been apart, and thorns is giving more attention to his car?
okay.
he kicks thorns' foot. ]
I can get someone else to look at it.
[ the uber driver looks at him in disbelief from the rearview mirror and says he'll do it in ten for fifty and gas. ]
[ he looks at their hands. he does wonder where they would be at in their relationship if they weren't currently long distance, but he supposes that doesn't really matter since that's not what happened.
[ they would probably keep taking everything for granted and move at an even more glacial pace. but that's neither here nor there, especially once they reach the drop-off point and elysium quickly trades contact information with the driver. the things he does for thorns. tch.
but he never releases thorns' hand, tucking it neatly into his pocket the moment they're both out of the car. they're immediately greeted by a brightly illuminated street with mariah carey drifting through the air in a muffled echo somewhere nearby. ]
I just thought it'd be nice to get in the mood.
[ his steps are slow, but if thorns insists on his usual pace, elysium will go along with it. ]
It's a little late, but what do you think about setting up the tree together later? We've still got a couple of days to enjoy it on season.
[ with thorns' hand tucked into his pocket, he can't exactly swing their arms, but his grip tightens anyway, his whole mood brightening considerably. ]
Ornaments, hot chocolate, stockings… we have a lot to catch up on. I already have things I wanted to fill them up with. The flat wasn't decorated at all!
[ as light as the atmosphere is, it's solely because he's trying not to think about how, if they'd done this any earlier, they could have taken their time and thoroughly enjoyed themselves. he's still enjoying himself now, but there is that wistful aspect of it that this is far from the ideal relationship anyone would ever want.
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can he make thorns happy like this? he can only hope so. ]
[ it wasn't decorated because thorns was not remotely thinking about any of that on his own, if elysium leaves while the decorations are still up, it will take thorns a while to get them all down.
but he does want to give this a try. and spending a holiday together is a big step, even if it's something they might have done if they weren't together. maybe. ]
truly the timeline of them being innocent virgins forever. but it's funny, since even things that thorns would normally want nothing to do with sounds fun if elysium is involved. is that what it means to like someone? their presence is enough to lift your mood? ]
[ who needs k*ssing or whatever else to define how much they like each other? they can just hold hands and go on cute dates for the rest of their lives, it's fine. it feels strange to ask for anything more when elysium is already happy, beyond happy, doing what they are. ]
Mhm. [ they tuck in to the building on their right, and elysium pulls open the door with his free hand. ] After you! We're here.
[ whoa... a gentleman... but in they go. thorns walks inside, tugging elysium in after him. it's the level of lateness that the group of patrons inside are varied and would be fun to people watch if thorns was into that. which he isn't. ]
[ there's a group of teens trying to see who can stack the most plates… elysium remembers those days fondly and would be nostalgic about it if he weren't so thoroughly thorns brain. ]
This specific location? A couple of times. It would've been nice to walk through the mall if it were earlier…
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I'm afraid to ever find out what your salary is.
[ thorns won't ask because it is both none of his business and also he does not think he wants to know.
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if they get more serious it will probably become his business eventually. but they are not at that level yet. they haven't even kissed... ]
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[ this could mean just about anything. thorns could quit his job and become a chemistry youtuber? the possibilities are limitless.
but the driver does ask what's going on with the car… elysium answers offhandedly that it's busted. the driver seems interested in the problem…? thorns can engage him if he wants; elysium genuinely sounds so ready to sell or scrap the thing. ]
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but thorns will explain the situation... no there's no smoke, there weren't any weird sounds... since when? well no one has used it in months. the driver wonders if anyone can be this stupid but explains they might need a new battery so they should check that out...
thorns pulls out his phone to google car batteries. ]
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again, elysium doesn't have the time or the patience for anything or anyone that isn't thorns, so he thinks he's being perfectly reasonable about his actions considering his priorities. except, the longer thorns keeps talking to this guy, the more elysium's mouth quirks downward. he's only just gotten here, after however long they've been apart, and thorns is giving more attention to his car?
okay.
he kicks thorns' foot. ]
I can get someone else to look at it.
[ the uber driver looks at him in disbelief from the rearview mirror and says he'll do it in ten for fifty and gas. ]
Deal.
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the driver is just happy to have just made some easy cash while thorns squints at elysium. he reaches over so he can pinch elysium's thigh.
and then gets shy at touching his thigh... ]
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also gets shy, but grabs onto his hand anyway. is this pda…? wow, bold. thinks about how they are probably a middle seat apart. ]
Why are you acting out?
[ hehe… ]
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You deserve that...
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[ he teasingly
scratches the back of thorns' hand.
it's probably even more annoying to watch this kind of behaviour from two supposedly grown men. what are they, high schoolers? ]
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[ they are still young enough that their brains aren't fully developed yet so it's fine...
he uses his other hand to grab elysium's. ]
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Did you have to put it like that? I just thought there were better ways for you to spend your time.
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[ he looks at their hands. he does wonder where they would be at in their relationship if they weren't currently long distance, but he supposes that doesn't really matter since that's not what happened.
he squeezes his hand. ]
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but he never releases thorns' hand, tucking it neatly into his pocket the moment they're both out of the car. they're immediately greeted by a brightly illuminated street with mariah carey drifting through the air in a muffled echo somewhere nearby. ]
I just thought it'd be nice to get in the mood.
[ his steps are slow, but if thorns insists on his usual pace, elysium will go along with it. ]
It's a little late, but what do you think about setting up the tree together later? We've still got a couple of days to enjoy it on season.
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but he'll follow elysium's lead for speed. ]
Mm, I think we can. It'll be... festive.
[ ... ]
A real one?
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they could've still gone on a nice walk… he keeps his gait at a leisurely pace. ]
Do you wanna do a real one? They're probably all on sale considering the day. We could do that.
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...
no, he should for... romance? ]
Yeah. We can decorate it.
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[ he stares… ]
Should we get a fake tree?
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'who knows when we'll get to do this again?'
by next christmas, elysium is going to be on the other side of an entire ocean, after all. ]
We can do a real one.
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[ with thorns' hand tucked into his pocket, he can't exactly swing their arms, but his grip tightens anyway, his whole mood brightening considerably. ]
Ornaments, hot chocolate, stockings… we have a lot to catch up on. I already have things I wanted to fill them up with. The flat wasn't decorated at all!
[ as light as the atmosphere is, it's solely because he's trying not to think about how, if they'd done this any earlier, they could have taken their time and thoroughly enjoyed themselves. he's still enjoying himself now, but there is that wistful aspect of it that this is far from the ideal relationship anyone would ever want.
…
can he make thorns happy like this? he can only hope so. ]
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but he does want to give this a try. and spending a holiday together is a big step, even if it's something they might have done if they weren't together. maybe. ]
I forgot to.
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[ just calls him out. with this, he dares to step a little closer, until all that's left between then is the smallest sliver of space. ]
But that's why it means a lot. I'll make sure you have fun.
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truly the timeline of them being innocent virgins forever. but it's funny, since even things that thorns would normally want nothing to do with sounds fun if elysium is involved. is that what it means to like someone? their presence is enough to lift your mood? ]
I will. Don't worry.
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Mhm. [ they tuck in to the building on their right, and elysium pulls open the door with his free hand. ] After you! We're here.
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Have you been here before?
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This specific location? A couple of times. It would've been nice to walk through the mall if it were earlier…
[ their conveyor belt sushi… ]
Have you? Or the one closer to our place?
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[ it is very much the mentality of 'why would i go over there when there's one closer to me' even if this area is nicer...
but hmmm. ]
You go with your friends?
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