[ THEY ARE SO STUPID... THERE IS A WAR HAPPENING but Claude will just laugh, feeling way more relaxed than he had when they first arrived, and casually stretching his arms up over his head as he looks around. ]
I'm not sure there's much more to show... If you're hungry, we can see if the cooks have got any mediocre food prepared.
[ Hmm. ]
Maybe we can head to the training grounds, and spar a bit?
[ listen... when you are surrounded by death and harsh times, sometimes you need something silly to make things easier to handle. when everything around you is doom and gloom then it is easy to spiral! laugh a little!
this is why gossip was so important (is making this up retroactively). ]
Let's go to the training grounds... it'll make a meal tastier after.
[ Saber... He'll put a hand on their shoulder, giving them a brief squeeze. ]
I see. [ But to keep the mood light. ] So... That means when I'm awake at night pouring over maps, I can consider you a good resource to have at my side?
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I am not liable for anything that may happen during the massage.
[ they are not licensed. if this was a business they would get shut down immediately (has no idea how business licensing worked) ]
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Mostly Claude finds this is all very funny, and he just squints playfully at Saber. ]
Are you talking about the chances of you getting embarrassed and running off?
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[ they say, clearly embarrassed at this idea.
they clear their throat. ignore the outburst. ]
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[ Hehehehehe. ]
You can build your confidence massaging wyverns if you want, you know. I'm sure you wouldn't be in danger if they get fussy.
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[ they let out a small gasp, covering up their mouth. ]
I see how it is.
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[ Complete serious. ]
You're not going to back out of your vow to help me, are you?
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there is a moment of silence... and then saber reaches out to pat claude's arm soothingly. ]
Let's keep going with the tour!
[ lol! ]
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I'm not sure there's much more to show... If you're hungry, we can see if the cooks have got any mediocre food prepared.
[ Hmm. ]
Maybe we can head to the training grounds, and spar a bit?
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this is why gossip was so important (is making this up retroactively). ]
Let's go to the training grounds... it'll make a meal tastier after.
[ priorities. ]
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With that decided, Claude will lead them along toward the training grounds. ]
In your battles, did you plan out your tactics and strategies on your own?
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[ sometimes
you cannot trust a single bitch around you. ]
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I see. [ But to keep the mood light. ] So... That means when I'm awake at night pouring over maps, I can consider you a good resource to have at my side?
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[ once again, they are too fascinated by the idea of claude in proper work mode... this is their payment. ]
It is easier to stay awake that way, anyway...
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But? Hm? ]
Why do you want to stay awake?
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[ don't focus on that. ]
Do you have a normal sleep schedule? You're actually human.
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Sort of. Do you not need to sleep?
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[ the way i forgot to ask in game if saber needed to eat or sleep in turbo because they technically do not have to. ]
I still can though, and it's a good way to store energy, which will be useful since I'm no longer getting any from a Master...
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So you don't need to eat either?
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No I need to.
[ this is not true. ]
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They really set you up to be an efficient weapon.
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... I suppose so.
[ they can't really argue against that? ]
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Good thing you're not a weapon to me.
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they swat at his hand!!! no!!! ]
You're so embarrassing...
[ they say this but they sound pleased. ]
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You don't think it's charming?
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[ they're onto you. ]
I am a harsh judge!
[ they are fairly easy to bribe in these matters. ]
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