i can hardly get myself out of her bed

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It was a terrible thing.

[ past tense. ]

I didn't want to deal with most people.

[fergalicious]

[ The tense isn't lost on her. ]

Most people aren't worth it.

[ She isn't going to try to convince him to give (more) people a chance. What matters is that he likes her in the end. What matters is that she has every chance. ]

[dotcom]

[ he is

not going to argue that because he agrees. ]

No, I don't think that's going to change. People are usually idiots.

[ ppl at other tables: why are these two so rude ]

[fergalicious]

Mm-hmm. That's why it's nothing to take advantage of them and then leave them.

[ people at other tables: why are these two so horrible ]

[dotcom]

Words of a true heartbreaker.

[ he takes another bite of his food. ]

Oh. Do you have anything in mind that you wanted to do? Since there's a lot more things open now, there's more options.

[ nice that quarantine is lifted ]

[fergalicious]

[ She laughs because why wouldn't she be proud of being a heartbreaker? Terrible.

She hums a bit. ]

I want another outfit. [ She can never have too many clothes. ] And then you can show me a nice park or garden. Or a rooftop restaurant or bar.

[dotcom]

[ well. the first thing especially isn't too surprising.

he thinks about it for a second... and then nods. ]

Shibuya, then...

[ fashion ]

[fergalicious]

[ She knows very little about Shibuya, but she trusts his judgment enough since if there is at least one thing she knows about him, it's that he has standards. ]

I'm ready for Shibuya whenever.

[ Because she wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to eat half the dessert menu. ]

[dotcom]

[ he most definitely would.

but the also beautiful thing about shibuya is that there are so many sweets places there. it's great. ]

Perfect. We'll just finish here.

[ before someone tries to ask medb out ]

[fergalicious]

[ Who would ask her out here after listening to them be assholes? They either need better taste or they're as much of an asshole as the two of them.

She's finished with her food and the foreigner to his world, much less his country. ]

Lead the way.

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[ there's a nod and he'll get up. out they go!

it's still a little odd, to see the city a lot more active than it was just a few months ago, but he doesn't dwell on the thought too long and will only pause to make sure medb is with him. ]

Besides shopping... is there anything else in particular you'd like? There's a lot to do here.

[fergalicious]

[ the way this thread would end if takeru took off without checking to see if medb were with him because she'd try to murder him in broad daylight

She's with him. ]

What would you do if I said I wanted to take over Japan?

[ She laughs, as if she's joking. She's only half-joking. ]

I'm visiting you as a small vacation. Just don't bore me, hm?

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As long as you don't involve guns it would probably be fine.

[ (takeru voice) i only wanted to stop adonis because the government gave people guns

but it's hard to tell how serious he is about that. but in general, he isn't really the type to care about what other people want to do unless he really likes them.

but they can head off to shibuya then, since that's more likely to have clothes to her tastes. ]

[fergalicious]

[ Takeru is valid for wanting gun regulation. ]

Oh, I could destroy all the guns as part of my conquest.

[ She doesn't have a vendetta against guns like he does, but she also doesn't use them, so what does she care if they're all gone?

She thinks it's sweet he's asking because she knows they're both alike enough in that, in how selfish and how self-serving they tend to be. ]

But you have high enough standards that I don't think I have to worry about what we're going to do.

[ There's a pause in which she considers if Mineo is high standards or not, and her judgment is no, but that's not here or there.

To Shibuya!! Time to pretend they're in another video game that obviously created that part of Tokyo. ]

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[ i'm gonna be real. takeru would also say mineo isn't high standards, if medb said that out loud he would simply agree with her.

but yea!! off to shibuya. it's still... odd, to be able to just go here, and it shows a little in his expression. it's not a happy one, but a little thoughtful. he knows that technically the threat isn't over yet because in this route they don't actually catch zero which is funny. anyway. ]

Let's try this store.

[ it's on the more expensive side, and fashionable. ]

[fergalicious]

[ is that a self-dunk for takeru?

zero can still be out there. unless or until she personally is affected, medb doesn't care if terrorism happens.

Medb has no objections to this store. Expensive and fashionable is up her alley, but she doesn't step in quite yet, as she notes his expression. ]

You'll help me try on clothes, won't you?

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[ technically zero is still out there, they don't catch him in takeru's route. it's very funny. ]

We may have different tastes.

[ this is a joke. they obviously have different fashion tastes.

but he mostly means that he'll help but he may not be the best person for asking fashion opinions on. ]

[fergalicious]

I look good in anything. And not in anything.

[ Her confidence is too much.

But it pains me to write that she realizes some of her shamelessness flew over his head, or he chose to ignore it. ]

But maybe I want to know what you like, hm?

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[ these poor fuckin employees in this store

but he will walk in, pausing so that he does not actually get too far ahead of her and he says with a smile,. ]

I guess we'll see.

[ whatever! that might mean! he sounds so smug about this so it's bad! ]

[fergalicious]

[ the employees are going to suffer even if nothing happens.

unfortunately, that makes medb's expression brighten and her smile sharpen. hope he bullies her somehow. she walks in after him and looks around.

she points at entire rack of clothes and makes eye contact with one poor employee. ]

I want to try all of those.

[ well, it's not like they're going to argue. ]

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[ oh my god

he isn't surprised at all and lets this happen, because unfortunately takeru is not polite. if anything he is mentally calculating how long it'll take to try all those on.

oh there's free snacks at the counter he steps away to go get some while they struggle with the rack. ]

Lollipop?

[fergalicious]

[ Medb is likely to get bored of trying on all these clothes halfway through. The principle is that they follow her wants because she's a terrible person.

She is never going to realize Takeru only offers sweets to people he likes. ]

I won't say no if you give it to me.

[ She gestures for him to come to her once they fit all the clothes close to her size in a dressing room. ]

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[ she won't and it's funny

but he will take more sweets than what is probably considered polite for free offerings, and he will eventually wander back as he watches them struggle to bring the clothes in.

he unwraps a lollipop and holds it out to her. ]

[fergalicious]

[ They left politeness at the door.

She makes eye contact with him before she leans over and takes the lollipop with her mouth. ]

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[ i opened this notif to tag it two hours ago and had to walk away after i read it

he does not break eye contact. they're both horny. at this time one of the workers walks over. ]

Excuse me, but we prepared the room...