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it's fine

[on hindsight, i also still hate this]

Very well, very well. We may need additional tools for this mission.

[i ALREADY hate this]

[ please don't call banging a mission

tsuru has no idea what he means so he just looks at him ]

What kind of tools?

[banging is a mission

but jiji will point at what he sees in the manga]

There appears to be a bottle with a type of slippery substance -

They do not use one, but we will likely also need a towel to clean afterward.

[he's already drifting away from the manga because he's cleanly and dignified]

[ hmmmm

he leans in close to see the page more properly. ]

I see... you can just summon those, right?

[ convenient npc powers ]

I suppose so...

Even if I am not entirely familiar with slippery substances.

[bad]

[ he reaches over to turn a few pages ]

... it's a lubricant, isn't it?

[ tsuru does enough stupid shit to know what general lubricant is honestly even if he

does not know the sex lube kind ]

But one suitable for human bodies...

[concerning if they just find

general confusing lube

but it's okay jiji will watch tsuru continue to turn the pages over before conjuring up a towel in one hand - it's very soft, much more luxurious than it has any reason to be - and then he will

try to summon lube

which is a phrase i hate typing]

[ he watches him do this while still looking intently at the manga

tsuru is trying to figure out the putting things in holes bit

this is a bad thread ]

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