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[ welcome, it is 2026. The headache must be contagious because Adolphe is feeling one coming, or has had one cultivating as the interrogation went on. ]
He was looking for something? [ Wait— ] Don't say "a good time."
[ COVERS THEIR BASES. The women giggle some more, finding this fun, but then describes that the figure they're looking for was on a search for a person, too. Someone with platinum blond hair and blue eyes.
[ You think Adolphe would know anything about this guy, but I guess he has to be forced to know this guy a bit. He thanks the women for their information before leading Thorns to a little spot nearby away from the crowds and people. ]
The can be a number of people, but I did have eye witnesses say they saw these people with the guy more than once. They fit the description.
[ He fishes out the forensic sketch for some blonds. This guy, this guy, this guy, and Adolphe frowns at this other sketch that he decides not to show Thorns. ]
thorns looks at all of these people, who sure are all blonde. it's difficult to tell who it might be just going by the pictures, but it's definitely a start, at least. ]
I guess we can look for all of them and see if they know anything.
[ it'll probably be easier than just looking for only one person. ]
[ They would need to cosplay and plenty of people have cosplayed Dimitri Fire Emblem. Belial doesn't need to see their face, right? Just a glimpse of them from afar, from the back of the head. ]
We would need supplies to even look remotely close... [ A sigh. ] I haven't seen any of these blonds yet despite following his trail. I'm not sure how other people have.
[ You don't want to involve Elysium to catfish Belial, Thorns? Wouldn't that be funny? Then I can make fun of Ly for playing light-haired characters. ]
... I was thinking a shop could have them or something.
[ But if Thorns doesn't know a place, then maybe one doesn't exist. ]
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He was looking for something? [ Wait— ] Don't say "a good time."
[ COVERS THEIR BASES. The women giggle some more, finding this fun, but then describes that the figure they're looking for was on a search for a person, too. Someone with platinum blond hair and blue eyes.
Okay. ]
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but there's likely quite a few people who fit that vague description. ]
Do you know who that may be?
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The can be a number of people, but I did have eye witnesses say they saw these people with the guy more than once. They fit the description.
[ He fishes out the forensic sketch for some blonds. This guy, this guy, this guy, and Adolphe frowns at this other sketch that he decides not to show Thorns. ]
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thorns looks at all of these people, who sure are all blonde. it's difficult to tell who it might be just going by the pictures, but it's definitely a start, at least. ]
I guess we can look for all of them and see if they know anything.
[ it'll probably be easier than just looking for only one person. ]
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You haven't seen these three at all, have you.
[ Are these men even in this world? Adolphe just thought he arrived to another country than anything else. ]
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[ this is his helpful contribution. ]
I guess he has a type.
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What I'm going to propose is going to sound stupid.
[ Prefaces this as he puts the posters away. ]
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Okay.
[ he is preparing himself for whatever it is. it can't be that bad. ]
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[ It's not the worst thing, but it does sound desperate. ]
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do not look like them at all. okay. maybe belial will just be attracted to any blonde??? ]
I... you're right, it is stupid.
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We would need supplies to even look remotely close... [ A sigh. ] I haven't seen any of these blonds yet despite following his trail. I'm not sure how other people have.
[ Wrong timing, unfortunately. ]
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[ hm. this idea is so stupid but thorns just sighs. maybe they can just grab a random blonde from off the street? no, they'd get arrested. ]
I don't even know where you'd buy a wig.
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... I was thinking a shop could have them or something.
[ But if Thorns doesn't know a place, then maybe one doesn't exist. ]
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thorns has to think about it because he normally does not purchases things like this, so it's not particularly on his radar. ]
... I think there's one a few streets down.
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[ Does that sound good? Or should they just throw in the hat and put on a wig now. ]
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but there's another group walking... some older buff men. thorns points at them. ]
Let's ask.
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All right. [ He tries to flag them down and get their attention. ] Excuse me, may we ask you a couple of questions? We're searching for someone.